Тексты песен «Voltaire»
Voltaire - Snakes
You set the snakes loose inside my belly. They're done with my supper, they start on my endocrine lining. You said, "Please stop your whining!" This isn't a love song. I'm through writing those for you. All the while...
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
Gather weary traveler. I have a tale to tell It may just save your life but only if you listen well There before the breakers and just around the way There's a sign. It says "BEWARE: The Beast of Pirate's Bay!" Some...
Voltaire - The Chosen
Last night a moth came to my bed And filled my tired weary head With horrid tales of you Ican't belive it's true But then the lamp shade smiled at me, And it said, "Believe" it said, "believe." I want you to know it's...
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Aint
Now I've been around for a long time And I learned along the way That if you wanna go on the radio There are words you just can't say Now I thought long about it And I found a way around it Help me go on the radio You...
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
As above, so below, place your bets Which way the head will roll Made in your image we are at least As twisted and mean as thee 'Fore your eyes, what a curious site Your children have turned on you And you say, you...
Voltaire - The Last Word
What do you call it when another forces your hand and what will they say when they find me here this way and know, no no no it wasn't my idea no it wasn't my idea but oh,just to see your face when you find me here like...
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
The guy upstairs is such a freak. For five years now i've had a leak. What does he do up there? All day long he "sleeps all day" Then he goes out and comes home In the most intoxicated way. As far as i can tell, he...
Voltaire - The Night
the day is the wife whom i elude the one to whom I should be right although forewarned by peers and kin I always get into the night mother always warned me such being a nocturnal soul besides just being simply strange...
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
If, while you're out in space, love You're horny as a targ Take a tip from a security chief, love That phat slut Tasha Yar She discovered the pleasures of Data He became her sexual pet 'cause he's fully functional, and...
Voltaire - The U.S.S. Make Shit Up
I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock Ee met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head Bust a move, Tog...
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
Oh, the moon was full And the color of blood The night the pirates came To the Vampire Club Their leader was tall and snide and slim He looked like a gay Captain Morgan Well, he recognized a Vampire From his school And...
Voltaire - They Know Me
He slips in through the back door and helps himself to the patients' medicine. And he likes to look important. And he always looks like he's important. And each tale that he tells of the lives that he's saved is a spade...
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
A gargantuan hole in the bow, will the ocean to enter allow. Oh but more a sin than letting it in it's letting our good fortune out. The nest to the storm did succumb, while the crow hid his fear in the rum. And the...
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
Our Chinese cook, he grabbed all he could took He said "No storm is stoppin me" He made fricassee of a sea anemone down at the bottom of the sea I turned to my first officer and I said "What have ya got to say to me?"...
Voltaire - Underground
Six feet of earth above my head keeps me safe from what she says six walls of wood to keep them out their smart remarks, the screams the shouts they scream, they shout theres only one way to drown them out
Voltaire - Vagina Song
Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kinda scary And this is what they're called... Vagina! (Vagina) (X2) They call that thing vagina Some belong to virgins They're really tight and strong But...
Voltaire - Vampire Club
Oh, the moon was full And the color of blood The night the pirates came To the Vampire Club Their leader was tall and snide and slim He looked like a gay Captain Morgan Well, he recognized a Vampire From his school And...
Voltaire - When You're Dead
The other day I took a walk because the air was sweet When I passed the crusty house of a curmedgeon on my street Now, every town has got one So I'm sure you'll understand When I tell you this old bastard Is a mean and...
Voltaire - When You're Evil
When the Devil is too busy And death's a bit too much They call on me, by name you see, For my special touch. To the Gentlemen, I'm Misfortune To the Ladies, I'm Surprise But call me by any name Anyway it's all the same...
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
Where's the girl I fell in love with? Where'd she go? Where's that kind and gentel princess Of my dreams? Where'd she go? Why'd she go away? Where'd she go? Why'd you take her away from me? Where's the child who use to...