Тексты песен «Wckr Spgt»

She reflects on the garden She expects to be tired. With everything she's done out here She's really scuffed her jeans. She's all done now The yard is nice and clean. Should she open the door or should she open up her...

They don't like blacks. They don't like plastic. They don't like jews. They don't like plastic. So what do they do with their hard-earned coin? Singles at church get kicked in the groin. Singles at church - are they...

Tarla walks down the hall And when she walks, sometimes she falls. Tarla makes it whenever she can And she listens to the flesh in her bag. Tarla dreams of the day that she will see Mr. Chilk's eyes down the hall. What...

I'm so sorry ox For the verbal haranguings From now on my demeanor Will be ch-ch-ch-anging "I accept your apology. We are friends again. And now that we've cleaned the Shroud of Turin, Let's find my...

I'm so sorry ox For the verbal haranguings From now on my demeanor Will be ch-ch-ch-anging "I accept your apology. We are friends again. And now that we've cleaned the Shroud of Turin, Let's find my...

The government's been overthrown. The grass out back is overgrown I've never felt so all alone. Will I fit in, in my new home? I've got to do something to save the lawn. If I choose to do nothing, all is gone. I'm...

She stood at the door with a box full of trash. She asked me my name so I paid her in cash. She said she was lonely and I didn't care. Her face got so big, there was no room for hair. She wore out her welcome and gave...

Four hard lashes to the back of a child Barely old enough to talk like a baby But in enough pain to scream, "Oh my God! AHHHHH!! OWWW! OH, NO!!!" But it turned the little creep on Now he's gonna fuck with your car...

You can stay at the Charles Mansion when there is no room at the Inn. A feast of friends, the Best of Tension You've lost your virginity again. Our family welcomes you inside Please come join us / do not hide. You and...

(a poem of length and complexities) Rub rub rub Rub your stinking butt All over this fucking dirty hill Now laugh And pray to the Charles Mountain Rub rub rub Rub your smelly ass Into the stupid rocks Now look Look what...

How can we search for an ox foot in box When we keep slipping on these Goddamned rocks Let's use the sacred Shroud of Turin to clean the shit off these rocks "Okay, let's do it." Said the one-footed ox What man would be...

Here it is The thugs must have dropped it How lucky for us We would have stopped at nothing To get the box with your foot in it But luckily we stopped here first At the Twilight Cafe Where it's always twilight And the...

I'm being chased by an Ox I'm out of his sight But I've got to keep running. When opportunity knocks don't put up a fight Take it... He's close behind but he'll never catch me (She's the girl) I'm the one that he was...

I'm being chased by an Ox I'm out of his sight But I've got to keep running. When opportunity knocks don't put up a fight Take it... He's close behind but he'll never catch me (She's the girl) I'm the one that he was...

I am so tired of your verbal haranguings I am not a doormat or a wall hanging I am an ox Respected in my community And I demand impunity From your verbal haranguings So I say this to you in a breeze of respect Stop your...

We got here quick With help from God He's not so bad For that we're glad He did his part To help find the foot That's so very, very,...

We must clean the Shroud But we haven't any coins Let's roll a bum for change We can kick him in the groin We'll kill him if we have to Anything for God And to save the human race We must clean the Shroud Restore the...

These coins have heads imprinted on them And below the heads "E. Pluribus Unim" It's time to wash the Shroud of Turin It's all crusty and caked with shit from the Charles Mountain Should we use bleach, the brand Clorox?...

My father's in the house and I'm left here out back. He wants me to do yardwork But my cat's in the sack. He tells me to follow him, he thinks that I've been bad. I think this house is way off base But my cat's in the...

Who are You? Why are you here? You were not invited Your methods are unclear. Why do you interrupt our dinner? Can't you see that you're in danger? Mouse can run but rats smell bad We want to eat but you make us mad...