Тексты песен «Wesley Willis»


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Wesley Willis - 2 X 4

Thank God, for how I'm learning how to live That's the ticket That's the way of the world That's the spirit 2 x 4, 2 x 4 2 x 4, 2 x 4 I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4 Johnny Rotten hit me Upside the head with a billy...

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Wesley Willis - Aftab Noorani

You are a nice doctor You are my grateful one You are my man You are the greatest Aftab Noorani Aftab Noorani Aftab Noorani Aftab Noorani You gave me a shot of Prolixin You are calming me down I like you a...

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Wesley Willis - Al Capone

Al Capone was a hoodlum He was a gangster He kills people in gangland style He is a stupid asshole, he is full of shit Al Capone, Al Capone Al Capone, Al Capone Al Capone gunned down my brother He killed him with an...

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Wesley Willis - Alanis Morissette

Found on Fabian Road Warrior You are a rock star You are a rock legend to the max You can really knock it out You can really wupp a horse's ass Alanis Morissette Alanis Morissette Alanis Morissette Alanis...

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Wesley Willis - Bill Clinton

You are so nice to me You are on my side You are the man with the Midas touch You are on my side with the Midas touch Bill Clinton Bill Clinton Bill Clinton Bill Clinton You are the man who has the plans You have...

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Wesley Willis - Birdman Kicked My Ass

Birdman caught me on his property He saw me trespassing his real estate He reached into his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked...

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Wesley Willis - Bon Jovi

This band played at The Vic About 1400 people were at the show The [unverified] jam session was awesome It whooped the ram's ass Bon Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi The band played it on The band got down like a...

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Wesley Willis - Bushwick Bill

You are a gangster rapper You are a gangster rap artist You can really knock it out You can really whip a camel's ass Bushwick Bill Bushwick Bill Bushwick Bill Bushwick Bill Keep on playing that gangster rap music

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Wesley Willis - Carla Winterbottom

I love you You are my friend You are my sweetheart You are my lover I love you like a stick of butter Carla Winterbottom Carla Winterbottom Carla Winterbottom Carla Winterbottom You are so beautiful You are...

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Wesley Willis - Chronic Schizophrenia

My mind plays tricks on me every time I say something It brings evil voices out of my head and talks to me vulgar Then suddenly, I started raving Chronic schizophrenia, chronic schizophrenia Chronic schizophrenia,...

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Wesley Willis - Cut The Mullet

do something about your long filthy hair it looks like a rat's nest do something about your mullet get out the hair clippers, jerk cut the mullet(4x) get the rat's nest off your head get that crazy ass mullet off your...

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Wesley Willis - Dale Meiners

It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1:00 PM Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock show It was a two and a half hour trip At 3:30 PM, me and my band pulled up by the Bottleneck at 737 New Hampshire Street...

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Wesley Willis - Don't Curse In God's House

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a...

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Wesley Willis - Dumpster My Ass

Pull out a .38 caliber revolver Level it at my head Tree my ass and plunder me Of my cash money Hit me with a gunshot Dumpster my ass Dumpster my ass Dumpster my ass Dumpster my ass Plug me full of holes...

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Wesley Willis - Eat That Mule Shit

Suck a hyena's ass Suck a racehorse's dick Suck a cheetah's ass Lick a horse's asshole Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Suck a snow leopard's ass Suck a mountain goat's...

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Wesley Willis - Electra 225

Go jump in the lake Make a fat man happy I rock this motherfucking place apart I will do just that with a cinch Electra 225 Electra 225 Electra 225 Electra 225 John Snap hit me in the head with a bottle Then he...

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Wesley Willis - Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley was a rock star He was the greatest He can sing his ass off Right on, brother Elvis Presley Elvis Presley Elvis Presley Elvis Presley He is my greatest singer He was my kind of guy He can...

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Wesley Willis - Fuck You

Let me find another job It doesn't pay me enough money at all I want a better one I'm going to tell you this Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Take this job and shove it I'm not working for you...

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Wesley Willis - Get On The Bus

Let's ride the city bus Let's ride it clean on the yellow line Ride the circuit rapid transit Ride it on the road to Utopia Get on the bus Get on the bus Get on the bus Get on the bus The 22 Clark bus approached...

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Wesley Willis - He Goes To Prison

Once upon a time, a drug dealer was arrested for selling dope He was charged with selling cannabis He was beaten to a pulp before being whisked away to jail He goes to prison He goes to prison He goes to prison He goes...