Тексты песен «Wilson Tim»

Mama made us listen to Pink Floyd and Floyd Cramer We had three square meals of mushrooms and cornbread Mama's kitchen smelled a lot like incense and cathead biscuits We'd watch Porter and Dolly then throw on the...

(Spoken) Nascar fans in here at all?.... Who's got the ugliest car in Nascar? Dale Jarrett? You oughta know sir, you work for UPS. Dale Jarrett has the nastiest looking car in Nascar. Name me three things uglier than...

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks What's he got that I ain't got Except the biggest country album in history And girls screamin' in the parking lot My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon Yeah she thinks...

Well, he comes over to the house in a three day beard Sleeps on the couch, makes the place smell weird He's on something and it damn sure ain't the job He scares the kids, stays on the phone He's got a car somewhere...

(Spoken) Tim Daddy was a gangster rapper From the mean streets of Atlanta Georgia Sittin' on his couch one day, watchin' BET Network When suddenly his TV set went on the blink And he ended up watching Bill Dance...

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass Tellin' me every move to make And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass Tellin' me how to bake a cake And I've just about had my fill Of Doctor fucking Phil Tired of looking at...

One idiot One idiot away You were only one idiot One idiot away She weighed six pounds when she was born And you did all that you could You drove her to tap and piano recitals That really weren't any good You...

She slept with Texas and Oklahoma She used to live with Arizona She's been on top of New Mexico She's been to bed with Louisiana And under lower Alabama But tonight Mississippi wouldn't touch her With a ten-foot...