Тексты песен «Yankovic Weird Al»

(Al Yankovic) When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and those black...

Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned...

Things just haven't been the same, Since the flying saucer came. Now the aliens are on the loose. Well, we tried to hold 'em back, Tried to ward off their attack, But our atom bombs were just no use. They were ugly,...

A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill. Always has places to go, and people to kill. Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card. 'Cause if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard. A man of the world, so suave...

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams. Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means. First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear, Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air. My lips fall off and everybody starts...

(polka medley of various songs by various artists) ["Loser" by Beck] Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? (Everybody!) So un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! ["Sex Type...

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath...

(Al Yankovic) Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wondering I'll tell you where...

Yeah! Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one. It's a Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin' Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Spin the spinner and call the shot. Twister...

My life, it used to be incomplete, Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet. My life it won't be the same again. Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den. Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I...

(Al Yankovic) It took a lifetime but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree Your eyes roll back and...

So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering And yeah yeah God rolls great Yeah yeah God smells good Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah What if God smoked cannabis Do you 'spose He had a buzz When He made...

Original lyrics from : Rolling Stones, "Start me up" Well, I bought up. Brought windows home, and d'cided to boot it up. But when I load it up, It says my memory is not enough... I'd be runnin' out. I need some extra...