Тексты песен «Yoopers Da»


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Yoopers Da - Beer, Beer, Beer

I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN AND IF I DIDN'T HAVE MY BEER I THINK I'D GO INSANE I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I...

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Yoopers Da - Chicquito War

1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN THEY SUCKED ALL THE JUICE FROM A RASPBERRY PIE...

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Yoopers Da - Da Couch Dat Brups

1. I CAN'T FORGET THE NIGHT WE MET YOU WERE SUCH A HUNK YOU TOOK ME TO YOUR UNCLE'S CAMP AND WE GOT REALLY DRUNK I ASKED YOU FOR SOME FOREPLAY YOU WENT AND GOT THE CARDS YOU SAID LETS PLAY 15-2 THAT FOREPLAY SOUNDS TOO...

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Yoopers Da - Da Second Week Of Deer Camp

ITS THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP I GOT A SWOLLEN HEAD I'M LYING WITH THE DUST BALLS UNDERNEATH MY BED AN ICY BREEZE IS BLOWING IN THROUGH THE TONGUE AND GROOVE MY PANTS ARE FROZEN TO THE FLOOR AND I'M TOO SICK TO MOVE...

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Yoopers Da - My Car Won't Go

1. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND ITS FORTY BELOW THE WEATHERMAN TELLS ME ITS TOO COLD TO SNOW I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND I KNOW THAT HE'S LYING MY CAR'S OUT OF SIGHT AND THE SNOWS STILL FLYING "WILL THE CAR START?" YOU...

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Yoopers Da - Rusty Chevrolet

1. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET DOWN THE ROAD I GO SLIDING ALL THE WAY I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE CHORUS: RUST AND SMOKE THE...

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Yoopers Da - Ruthie Roll Over

1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AIN'T AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH UP QUICK MY KIDNEYS ARE SQUASHED AND IM...

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Yoopers Da - Yooper Talk

1. I WAS BORN IN A BLIZZARD IN A WILLY'S JEEP THE U.P. BLOOD IN MY VEINS RUNS DEEP BUT I MOVED DOWN HERE BACK IN ?65 CAUSE THE MINE CLOSED DOWN AND I HAD TO SURVIVE WORKING IN THE CITY WITH A MILLION LIGHTS GIVING ?ER...