Текст песни «Beavis And Butthead - Monsta Mack»

. Performed by: Sir Mix-A-Lot

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% woah, butt-head, check it out! it's a monster. it's like, frankenstein.
heh heh...
* this monster is not human. it feels no pain. it can't be reasoned with.
huh huh...
% yeah, heh, yeah, heh. and he's really horny, too. heh heh...
* huh huh... that's cool.
> heh heh, huh huh...
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raggedly runnin' for hills 'cause the mack is back,
i'm hookin' up girls by facts,
if you're stacked, you can rub a big mack,
i gotta get some so don't worry 'bout scraps, oh no!

five foot eleven with a seven foot game,
got a big mouthpiece and i show no shame,
monsta kinky, have no morals,
monsta love to get oral, mmmm!

ducked and cause and the girls like that,
i was born and bred to be a mack.
once your sign is played,
you gotta put a little style in your game nowadays.

in the sixties girls was all high,
lsd had 'em givin' up thighs,
the baby boom was on and i dropped,
no more woodstock, but now ya got mix-a-lot!

so put me in your cd changer,
watch your girl 'cause mix 'll re-arrange her,
ooh he sexist, ooh he sexist,
keepin' ol' rush limbaugh restless,

i'm a mack and that's monsta,
straight chase girls through the tail 'cause i won't stop,
you can call it whacked but you respect this black,
when it comes to game,

i'm a monsta mack.
big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
i'm a monsta mack.
big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,

but she ain't nasty as me,
'cause mix-a-lot is stuck on freaky,
can't stop tappin' that tweety,
givin' to the needy,
nope, 'cause i'm too damn greedy,

here i go, walkin' through the mall,
don't play ball, but i got game for 'em all,
funky's on a victim, funky's on a victim,
mister richard is hot so let's sick him,

and like a tomahawk, jumpin' i'm a stud,
girl you got to give my pud,
the pick-up king is back buddy,
tryin' to get blessed
to these big-ass balls and understudy,

but i'm not tryin' to call ya no bitch girl,
don't give a damn if you're poor or rich girl,
and we can play a little pool,
i'm pokin' that 8-ball cool,

and the booties, i still like the booties,
she got a little waist,
doin' scrotch just to keep me on my duty,
giant size game's what i'm droppin',
straight freaks with those big-ol' glutz' is what i'm knockin',

now the right wing wanna test me,
if likin' sex is a crime then you arrest me,
but don't tell me who to sing to jack,
'cause a third of your life is in the sack,

i'm a monsta mack.
want more buddy, want more buddy,
but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
want more buddy, want more buddy,
but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
i'm a monsta mack.
yeah, lookin' for sex, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
lookin' for sex, but the mix-a-lot game is tough.

drivin' my car by the bus stop,
'til i spot a young cutie straight suckin' down a soda pop,
baby girl's winkin', mix-a-lot's thinkin',


yippee yo, swingin' my frame was to get a little soul food,
now ya got a brother in the mood,
damn, gotta get a-home with the quickness,
'cause this thickness boy on a witness,

no need, to put my girls on tilt,
'cause straight up game 'll get ya milked,
the nasty dog is back, with straight pimp game,
black, i ain't no shame,

i'm a monsta mack.
but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
monsta mack, fool!
but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
i'm the monsta mack.
but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
monsta mack, with big game baby,
but the mix-a-lot game is tough.