Текст песни «Beavis And Butthead - Poetry And Prose»

. Performed by: Primus

i ain't one for poetry, ain't one for prose,
ain't one for the scent of a spring-time rose,
but there is one fact that i do know,
i sure get a kick outta that beavis and butt-head show.

today i turned my tv on
what is it i do see?
two crazy-ass cartoon sons of bitches
starin' on back at me.
i said "what the hell is this?"
lern said "boy don't cha know,
the world's gone crazy
over that there beavis and butt-head show.

talk about calatrition,
now i can go with that,
i'd be goin' for frog baseball
but i'm inclined to use a cat.
but normally i'm a stooge's man
like larry, curly, and moe.
but now and then i get a chuckle
watchin' the beavis and butt-head show.

known just for a bottle change,
now there's a hell of a band.
they got that real sound
that's been sweepin' across the land.
there ain't no cheesy shotguns,
and that's too bad for me,
if i had my way of tv places
then a-that's-a easy.

i ain't nothin' special
i'm your average kind of man.
i like frosty barley pops
and i drink 'em right outta the can.
i give a rat's ass about poetry
and not a damn about prose,
i sure do get a kick outta
them beavis and butt-head shows.

* hey beavis..
% what?
* i was just like, uhh, thinking and stuff, huh huh, it was pretty cool.
% yeah, i'm gonna try that, heh heh..
* huh huh, tv's cool.
% yeah, yeah, tv rules, it rules! heh, yeah, heh heh..
* hey beavis, i heard that pretty soon they're gonna have, like 500
channels. huh huh, that's gonna be cool.
% really? heh heh, that would be cool. heh heh..
* you know what would be really cool though? if like, one of the channels
didn't suck.
% yeah, but like, if one of 'em didn't suck, then why would you need the other
umm.. 3 hundred and twenty-seven.. heh heh..
* because, you know, all those tv shows that suck, it's like, you have to put
'em somewhere, huh huh.. you can't put 'em on the cool channel. huh huh..
% yeah, yeah, they should call it the cool channel.. heh heh..