Текст песни «George Carlin - Guys Named Todd»

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd.
It's a good f..cking name OK.Hi what's your name?
Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these goofy f..cking boys names comin' from. Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are not real names. You want to hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name, what happened to Eddie he was hear a minute ago. Jackie and Johnny and Tommy and Bill. Danny, Larry, Johnny, and Phil. What happened? Todd.
And Cody, and Dillon, and Cameron, and Tucker.
Hi Tucker, i'm Todd. Hi Todd, i'm Tucker. F..ck Tucker, Tucker sucks. And f..ck Tuckers friend Kyle. that's another soft name for a boy. Kyle.
Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker