Тексты песен «George Carlin»

I am a modern man A man for the millennium Digital and smoke free A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect I've been up linked and downloaded...

Actually, this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all; a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table,...

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(Carlin as announcer:) Hello, America! It's time to play "Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag!" Ladies and gentlemen. This man is a rancher, he works for an oil company and he lives in Texas. Is he an asshole, a jackoff or a...

Baseball and Football.. Baseball is pastoral Football is technological Baseball is played in a park Football is played in a stadium Baseball...has no time limit We don't know when it's gonna end Football is rigidly...

inform the comander that lord vader shuttle has arrived vader this is a unexpected pleasure we are honored by your presence yo g abby the c why yo' hommies ain't workin' they booties off i assure you lord vader my...

We're Consolidated International and we might be looking for you. Are you one of those people who show up, punch in, pitch in, put out, clean up, punch out, head home, throw up, turn in, sack out and shut up? That's...

Flesh colored Band-Aids. That's another thing we left the blacks out of, man. Didn't consult them at all. Flesh colored..we didn't even consult all the whites on that one. Ya ever notice them Band-Aids? I don't know...

Names are a part of words. Hey, names have a real impact though. Names have emotional value. Especially names that are attached to products or people or really things that are bigger than just stuff. Holey moley...

Hello, I'm a member of a new organization called the Fart Retrieval League. Do you realize that among the millions of farts which are released every day, not all of them float free. A small, but significant percentage...

Football is weird anyway, man. Football is because we're "Europe, Jr." We came from Europe, man; we're Europe Jr.. We really got it all down. We play the Europe game. What is the Europe game? "Let's take their f..cking...

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's a good f..cking name OK.Hi what's your name? Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these goofy f..cking boys names comin' from...

I'm aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, Cause they're not aware, Nor are they devonaire. In fact, they're just square. They see hair down to there, Say,...

I had kind of an interesting morning this morning. I call it 'interesting', I use that word because I don't have a 'nice' day anymore. Frankly, I don't bother with them. I feel as if I've outgrown the nice day. Let...

Please return the stewardess to her original upright position. Airline always disappointed me. They don't have a drug stewardess. They have an alcohol stewardess. "Champagne, red wine, white wine" "White...

Yeah, about time for me to get a little drink of water. Figure this stuff is safe to drink? Huh? Actually I don't care if it's safe or not, I drink it anyway. You know why? Cause I'm an American and I expect a little...

I used to be Catholic, now I'm an Irish American ya know, you grow. Yeah. I was from one of those Irish neighborhood's in New York, one of those kinda Parish school's, wasn't typical, it was Corpus Christie was the name...

I'm the ice box man at our house. I'm Ice Box Man! I answer the call when there's a need at the ice box. Two very important responsibilities, the first one is: keeping people from standing with the door to the...

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