Тексты песен «George Carlin»

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts...

I have a problem with the Ten Commandments. Here it is: Why are there ten? We don't need that many. I think the list of commandments was deliberately and artificially inflated to get it up to ten. It's clearly a padded...

Hey, why doncha join the service? Join the f..ckin' service! Join up and die! How do you expect to keep the country free if you won't die? I'm dead. I died in World War II! I'm f..ckin' dead! Can you say that? Come on...

My grandfather used to say somethin'. My grandfather used to say, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!" You know what's really a ripoff? Buying flowers. They're free, man. But we buy them. Not only that. We buy them and...

Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks Welcome to my world, welcome to my world Whacking it to late night cinemax Welcome to my world Jagermeister and Captain Crunch Nicotine and the Brady Bunch I'm building a boat out...

I have a problem with the Ten Commandments. Here it is: Why are there ten? We don't need that many. I think the list of commandments was deliberately and artificially inflated to get it up to ten. It's clearly a padded...

Hot cross buns...It's when a Ku Klux Klansman shoves a burning cross up your ass. Hot water heater. We have a hot water heater. What the hell do you need with that? Hot water doesn't need heating. People say...

Y'ever dial someone on the phone and forget who you're calling? Y'ever look at yourself in store windows when you're passing stores? "Hey, man. I look cool in the store window, man." Every now and then you have a...