Тексты песен «Adam Sandler»

The problem's hiding in a cave across the sea, The answer's easy if you take it logically, He'll never stop us in our struggle to be free, There must be.. 50 ways to get Bin Laden, The President just put a bounty on...

"7 Foot Man" We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I'm 7 feet tall, And...

Well,um it's the holiday season And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice And I'm kinda feelin' guilty So I wrote a song So many presents, so little time Santa won't be coming By my...

[Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat...

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and tell me How big they...

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and tell me How...

Whitey: Oh they day cant begin Till the gard lets me in Then I walk for some exersise In less then a snap I complete my daily lap Then it's time to SOCILIZE I see Raidy and Ruth at the Information Booth have rigged...

Whitey: Oh they day cant begin Till the gard lets me in Then I walk for some exersise In less then a snap I complete my daily lap Then it's time to SOCILIZE I see Raidy and Ruth at the Information Booth have...

[Intro] Yo yo, Flyda, check that homegirl's butt out Mmmhmm, girl, it's so flat! You tell it like it is, Aisha She looks like one of them lawyer's girlfriends I mean her butt... it's just so small... We're talkin...

Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here soon Last time...

"Best Friend" When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car You tell me the bus already left Cause you're my best friend! When I'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wrong You tell me to fix it...

[Billy] Yes, I will go back to school, And achieve victory, No man will take what my father has built Unless that man is me! [Veronica] My Billy, sweet Billy boy, I knew you would go back, No one can stop you if you...

[Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!"...

Every one in this room has been associated with Whitey, Either through basketball, or the mall, or the various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar I'm guessing ninety-nine percent of you have...

hello mudda, hello fadda here i am at camp granada camp is very entertaining they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining i went hiking with joe spivy he developed poison ivy you remeber leonard skinner he...

hello mudda, hello fadda here i am at camp granada camp is very entertaining they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining i went hiking with joe spivy he developed poison ivy you remeber leonard skinner he...

The Champion Donald: Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic. The legendary Champion is now approaching the 18?th tee off with an insomauntible 8th stroke lead. The...

Put on your yamulke It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys) Once again it's Onakah The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels) Chanukah is the festival of lights. One day of presents? Hell no, We...

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only...

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah...