Тексты песен «Adam Sandler»

Baby,baby,baby I wanna stew your tomato Baby,baby,baby I wanna french fry your potato Baby,baby,baby why don't you pluck my grapes Why don't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes I'm your food inuendo guy...

The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn't remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboosey I used to trick you into pulling your car...

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass And feel bad...

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates, the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun. And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound, we let out a joyful...

"Gay Robot" Pass the fuckin ball! What an idiot! Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one? Alright... Two Please! Oh boy... Hahahaha [phone rings] Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're...

How will you people live without me? Who will bring you joy when I'm gone? 'Cause I'm one funny man I bring the comedy I am the one you go to, to get cheered up Put in my movies Escape, if you will To a...

[Arsenio (Chris Rock):] Now don't leave us hanging with just that. [JP:] Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing] [JP:] Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to know in...

[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas, and right now we're bringin you some in-flight...

Put on your yamaca It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukka is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you fell like the only kid in town Without...

Time to take out those menorahs! Put on your yamaca It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel...

Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister. Ryan : baby sister Father: That's right, baby sister. Ryan : baby sister Father: So, uh, I think now is...

We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must be happy in his work...

I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad, carry you around when you're arthritis is bad. All I wanna do, is grow old with you. I'll get you're medicine, when you're tummy aches, build you a fire if the furnace...

[Billy]: Yes, I will go back to school And achieve victory! No man will take what my father has built Unless that man is me! [Veronica]: My Billy, sweet Billy boy I knew you would go back No one can stop you if...

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good...

[Adam Sandler] I'm sitting in a chair watching the T.V! Its not even on but there's plenty for me to see! I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend over night mailed to me! [Chorus - x1] I'm Fucking Wasted....

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I got a...

Time to cry baby What?! get outta hear. I'm leaving. You can run from whitey but you ain't gonna run from us. We all heard what happened at the skating rink today. When whitey brought up your sad past, You snapped...

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too." [Allen:] "What are you talking...

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