Тексты песен «Adam Sandler»

"Sid & Alex" [telephone rings] I'll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for remembering, thank you...

"Somebody Kill Me" [Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. [Sung] You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me I don't feel blue. And...

You don't know how much I need you While you're near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me too I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true But it all was bullshit It was a goddamn...

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody...

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet. Kermit: Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street. I'd like to...

Sun Tan Lotion, Is Good For Me You Protect Me, Tee Hee Hee Oh The Sun Tries To Burn Me But You Won't Let It Will Ya! Ultraviolet Rays Bad, Lotion Good...

Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of...

Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore...

Look you've got to understand It's just been me and Eleanor for sixty-seven years So she gets nervous around strangers I wouldn't show that picture to any one Or they might try to take you two guys back to the...

[Richie:] "So ya doin' good?" [Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?" [Richie:] "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours." [Samantha:] "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't...

Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's good Love to eat turkey Like a good boy should 'Cause it's turkey to eat So good Turkey for me Turkey for you Let's eat the turkey in my big brown...

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for...

"The Amazing Willy Wanker" When I was just a little wee lad I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad Something jumped and poked me good 'That' he said 'just me morning wood' A little tin soldier's marchin by...

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack!" "Watch your...

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it...

"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." [Lecturing] "Zinc is by far the best element." "I also like plutonium." "It's just fun to say." "Plutonium." [Sound of someonee walking towards him] "How's...

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay problema?" "Mi casa es su casa."...

"The Boss And The Secretary" Louise? Yes, sir? I want ya in here right now! I'll be right in. Damn straight you'll be right in What do you need, sir? What do I need? You know what I need Uh, no I don't,...

Performed by adam sandler and conan o' brien : "and now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." Dean: "well michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your...

And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." [Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are...