Тексты песен «Adam Sandler»

Oh yeah here comes osama bin laden down the street from his grave in Iran to send his chramed mummy muslim curse across the Atlantic seas towards america before the sun sit in the charmed skies with copper...

A wont a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet Everyone in town will be lookin their best, Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast. Its...

You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn't look it Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles Water's...

"Pibb Tries The Skateboarding" Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! Uh huh... I'm all set to give this skitchboard a whirl! Okay, we should...

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again" How could...

here we go no no no (whoo ooh) piece of shit car, i gotta piece of shit car that fucking pile of shit never gets me very far. my cars a big piece of shit cause the shocks are fucking shot, and my...

Oh say I can't see Where the hells my visine And my eye sights not to keen I hope your not driving Who's fat sacka and new pipe We get fucked up all night And the weed is not stale It's ok to inhale Get the...

My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit,...

All my little plans and schemes, lost like some forgotten dream. Seems that all I really was doing, was waitin' for you. Just like little girls and boys, playing with their little toys. Seems like all I really...

My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit,...

My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't...

Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect [Repeat Over And...

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are...

Russel: Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!" [Whispering to himself] "Please God,...

So many presents, so little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don't like bad boys...especially Jewish...

So many presents, So little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos i tried to drown my sister and i pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don't like bad boys...especially...

There's something I know, That no one else does. You want me to tell you what it is? But if I did, then it wouldn't be, a secret... I've gotta move my body tonight, I'm gonna go dancin' Dreamin' bout the nights...

[Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped...

Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give head to a sheep She can stuff...

(telephone rings) I'll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for remembering, thank you. My pleasure. Did you do...