Тексты песен «Adam Sandler»

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." [Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement." [Buffoon:] "This...

"The Champion" [Donald:] Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic. The legendary Champion is now approaching the 18'th tee off with an insomauntible 8th stroke lead...

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah...

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah...

"The Chanukah Song (II)" Put on your yarmulka Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you...

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in...

Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah Once again it's onaka The miracle of Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights One day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy nights But if you still feel like the...

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only...

Chanukah is the festival of lights. One day of presents? Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights! But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, I guess my first two songs didn't do it...

Put on your yamulke It's time for Chanukah Once again it's onaka The miracle of Chanukah Chanukah is the Festival of Lights One day of presents? Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights But if you fell like the only...

[Sound of pom-poms] [Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!" [Performing cheer] [Cheerleader:] "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for...

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man]: So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company. [Excite Southerner]: ...Good question, I have a good answer for...

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]: Do you realize how fast you were going sir? {Excited Southerner]: Yes..yes I do...and uh there is an explanation for that...first...

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man]: Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he just wanted to say hello...

[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. [Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today? [Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef...

Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?" Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you're - - very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo -- you'the -- we've known each other for so long now,...

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background] "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl." [Girl:] "You wanted to ask me something?" [Excited Southerner:] "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just...

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I smell like piss His...

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I smell like piss His...

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