Тексты песен «Adam Sandler»

Put on your yamukah Here comes Hannukah So much funnukah To celebrate Hannukah Hannukah is: the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town...

Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish Kids who don't get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go.....

[typing sounds] [Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. [Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps. [Dr. Stewart:] My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been hypnotized before? [Gary Phelps:] No, I...

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask What it...

[Line of people talking] "Hey man, let me in there first" -"Go ahead man, take it easy" "Thanks, I really gotta pee" [Open door, close door] [Unzip pants] [Start pissin..........groaning....] "Oh man" [.....] "Ohhh...

"The Mayor Of Pussytown" Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies ya'll ain't seen shit yet eh yo man let em know Oh yeah, guess who's back it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little...

"The Mule Session" My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy's only happy when he's...

Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights So when you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish Just like you...

Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his head? (Whoa!) [Leaves rustling] Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in...

holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be fast and shit. This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom. yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or something. One might think that...

Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect [Repeat Over And...

Hey, alright, gather round, The Taliban is here! What bombs do you want? I got big bombs, little bombs, Cos I'm the Taliban, Who can take Osama, And hide him all around? Run away an' hide, When the bombs are...

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" "I hope you enjoy it." [Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you...

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" "I hope you enjoy it." [Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout...

Heres a little story about a hockey team who may just win the stanley cup but only in there dreams The team is from ottawa the senators is there name soon to be inducted in the golfing hall of fame they say...

[Car approaches] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." [M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?" [Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" [M1:] "Aww, that's great, you...

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not being nice So...

Welcome my son to your very first day So proud to be the one who brought you this way I love you with all my heart And my love is here to stay But I can't help worrying will you eventually smoke weed? Soon enough...

Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you. I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade, Eat popcorn...

Yeah If I____ I get to know your name If I____ could trace your private number baby All I know is to me you look like you're lots of fun, Open up 'em loving arms I want someone I set my sights on you (And no one else...