Тексты песен «Apologetix»

Parody of '(Don't Fear) the Reapera'a by Blue Oyster Cult Fallen times have come. We can't turn and run Stephen didn't fear the people, Not even when they stoned him to death We can be like he was CHORUS C'mon...

You got to learn a little history Oldest man in Bible times Name was called carmathusala Was 969 We had some guys come close Almost ran for a thousand yards davy quit, Julie got buried Shoulda known it was...

Weird Al should agree; It's all a parody. Someone else could've made every song we played. What if you don't like lines the band rewrites? What else do you need ... Our apologies? But if our songs get someone to...

All the stalls stink - two bears, two pigs I'll take one whiff - before i get sick Wallabies, rhinos - you'll see on my boat Watch me straightening - the mess they're making Save your raincoat - I will not go...

I can't explain this well So many kinds of life But I still can't yet find Somebody friendly who is like me I can't console myself So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me Someone to help me name these...

Never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburg Stealer Tired of losing all the time man But sin keeps sending my defenses reeling And this is how you rewind me This is how you rewind me of when I'm...

Go! It's a-1-2-3 Abraham said, "Come with me Because it looks like time For my little son to take a wife" He said, "Go look and find him A pretty one to make his wife Now for Isaac C'mon and get there quick Now...

The global clock moves down to zero while the armies march along They surround Israel's weakened sides; They're just about to throw their bombs In Armageddon Valley someday (someday) Christ's returning in the air...

The global clock moves down to zero while the armies march along They surround Israel's weakened sides; They're just about to throw their bombs In Armageddon Valley someday (someday) Christ's returning in the air...

Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa I'm a lamb- in God's hand- I'm a lamb He's got a flockof lambswho know him Robbers can not steal 'em from his hand Baa Baa Baa Baa We're Lambs We went...

Ooh my little city was pretty tough When it was the kingdom called Babylona Ooh, I made a golden god-and told the mob Got to come and bow before my persona Everybody dropped, givin' up Such a pretty sight, they all...

Parody of "Back in the U.S.S.R." by The Beatles (Matthew 5:17, Galatians 3:24-25, 2 Timothy 3:16) Ooh I finally finished readin' the O-L-D Hebrew Testament last night All the way I prayed that God would have mercy Man,...

Back intact, yes, it's a fact And not a bone was fractured or cracked Yes, sir, spread the news, it's Gospel truth Nail-scarred feet, hands are the proof And a spear went in My side, come and check with your eyes I...

Even though, I wasn't bold I didn't doubt the Lord I didn't know what to think when He came And said, Speak to them all my words But my Lord, I speak so horribly And I feel like I'm far to young Somebody else...

In all of my youth I screwed up and goofed And ruined my life, I declare The past was a joke And I'd gone so low God was the last one I thought would be there I was sort of surprised What appeared in the Bible...

Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy? 'Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see: GOLIATH: I'm dressed for war boys, I need no infantry Because I'll meet...

When all the lambs are sound asleep We keep 'em safe through the night But there's a new star that we've seen One that looks really bright Here He comes, they said Yeah, there's angels in the starry skies, oh...

Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy? 'Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see: GOLIATH: I'm dressed for war boys, I need no infantry Because I'll meet...

Bible in Hand Parody of "Travelin' Band" by Creedence Clearwater Revival (1 Thessalonians 4:13-18, 5:1-3; 1 Corinthians 15:51-52, Matthew 24:27-31, Acts 1:10-11) See the Lord in Heaven's comin' out of the sky Well, He...

Parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx) (Romans 1:18-25, Job 40:15-41:34) They make a monkey right out of me -- Yes, they've been tryin' endlessly Overeager bonediggers -- they never found that...