Тексты песен «Bloodhound Gang»

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about: Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you...

You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light...

...You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird, He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve, In front of the Beatles' tour bus, A Bookmobile and a Mack truck, Hauling hazardous biological waste, The...

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I...

МММ, если твоя попа китайский ресторан, то я полакомлюсь каками Мой друг Джерри Вандергрифт поцеловал меня на уроке домоводства, Позже, после обеда, какие-то дебилы надавали мне по заднице в туалете. Я сказал:...

It always sucks refolding the kind of map Needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact Is if I just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of As it...

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky tricky tricky tricky...

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky tricky tricky tricky...

Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren't the whores you're looking for Jackass If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Steve Irwin...

everybody look around hear the sound something specials gonna come your way we got something that is new that is true we got something just for you today all around the nation (whoa oh) we're the new sensation have you...

Originally performed by Kim Wilde Looking out a dirty old window. Down below the cars in the city go rushing by. I sit here alone and I wonder why. Friday night and everyone's moving. I can feel the heat but it's...

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog Like...

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy Cause I'm a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch Ness monster...

We"re all gonna live out the Hollywood dream Everything"s gonna be just what it seems Gonna find a better way to run our cars All through the Eighties "Cause the race is on, we"re gonna land on Mars All through the...

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or could you live drinkin'...

Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? Are you hooked on a feeling are you...

Let's Hear It One More Time For Mister, Gary, Coleman! Yes, Whatchu Talkin' About Willis? That Joint Is Funny Everytime I Hear It! Alright... Yes Let's Put Your Hands Together Now, Harlem For, That's Right, Harlem...

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a still birth Big let...

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a still birth Big let...

It Goes One Two Three When I'm Kicking Funky Lyrics I'm Busting Up Vocabulary I Want You All To Hear It I'm Busting Up The Rhythm And I'm Busting Up The Rhyme Kicking Down The Stop Posts Cause I Wanna Kicks The Time...