Тексты песен «Bloodhound Gang»

[sigh] Uhh.. that was creepy. I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out uv my own ass, or scour my boobies off with a rusty sos pad, or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood...

Nothing heats up my Jucuzzi but like When there is one found there that's dazzled with gems, Brushes ever so gently against some boobs. I guess it's hard to believe that one man Could have a pony tail the sensitive...

"Screwing You On The Beach At Night" [*Growl*] Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems brushes ever so gently against some boobs. I guess it's hard to believe that...

baby yeah the first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love tell her daddy the way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp mmm, it's a mind blower but now baby I miss ya I miss ya I miss all the times we...

(Different Voice than from Use Your Fingers) Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records. (Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have Facts of life, the facts of life The...

(To the tune of Mama Say) I felt like shouting harrah Yo I'm on top the king of the crop My name is Jimmy Frank you can call me Jimmy Pop I'm like Schenider one day at a time I'm feelin' like Bob Vila nailin' up your...

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for...

Eventide rise for ritual With the thrill of a kill vengefully the engine will Roar forth steer the dead leave forced Driven by fear shift gears veer towards The foolishly equipped swift these Failed bids breathed...

[Jimmy Pop:] Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith! [DJ Q-Ball:] That don't rhyme. [Jimmy Pop:] Drats. [both...

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase Make it up as...

Coughing.....

Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own? The new things 10, shit, 9, fuck, 8, cunt and 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,...

Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby, sweat baby...

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is...

Ха-ха. Ну, ладно, мы называем этот акт спариванием. Но есть и ряд других Очень важных различий Между людьми и животными, О которых вам следует знать. Я буду вам благодарен за вклад в это дело. Потей, детка,...

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've...

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've...

You can get with this or you can get with that You can get with this or you can get with that You can get with this or you can get with that I think you'll get with this for this is where it's at Here they...

Excuse me, have you seen my wife's...

"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year I got here when my dear mother's...