Тексты песен «Bo Burnham»

This songs about how deep I am I'm really fucking deep bro So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air? Me Neither Have you ever stopped to...

Let's do this Yeah yeah yeah yo yo what's up word to my n-words Don't got bros, don't hang on the streets I don't beat my hos, I only beat my meat yeah Don't womanize cause you know it's true That when you look in...

Let us pray Oh ah please don't feel like you can't participate if your not Christian Cause this is a prayer for all faiths Dear Jesus of Nazareth First of all I'd like to thank you for calling yourself Jesus of...

Once upon a time, there was a frog named Andy. Andy lived at the Patten Park Pond and had never hopped anywhere else his entire frog life. He had 3 best friends. Millie- who never left her lily pad, Billie- who was...

Now the show is done I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun And if you watch this thing alone You probably didnt laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose But if you hated it,...

Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have you ever been to a birthday party for children And one of the...

We live in a binary reality, we do It's a world of black and white There's only two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists What is art? You know, what is art? Is art something gay people do to...

Yo Walkin' my poodles, Man it never gets old With dogs on my leash, I got bitches on the hold. A first AID's kit? That's a rhesus monkey. I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. Alright? I get more ass...

All the seats at the Sunday mass is Filled with the masses mass of asses Classes pass as fast as molasses Cerimonial reading glasses Read a little bit Leviticus All the kids are a little too little for this All the...

When I say "hey," You say "hoe!" Hey (hoe!) Hey (hoe!) That's basically how Hitler rose to power My ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch, But you know, they say, If you wanna know what a girl's gonna look like then...

When I say "Hey!", you say "Ho!" Hey! (Ho! ) Hey! (Ho! ) That's basically how Hitler rose to power My ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch, but you know, they say, like, if you want to know what a girl's gonna look like,...

[Bo Burnham] Umtheres things I dont want to come across in my show that I worry often; come across about me, cause people dont realize its an act up here. I dont want you to ever think that I think Im better than...

I saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian For 15 cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies Old peoples' skin sags because it is being pulled toward the underworld A kid insulted my...

We've been doing a lot of laughing Which is good, uh, for a comedy show on a comedy CD, but what we haven't been doing is a lot of thinking And I'd like to do that now, I've written some haikus Haikus are Japanese...

We're about halfway through the show so I think it's time to talk about how deep I am. And I'm pretty fuckin' deep, guys. So deep... that I named this song... "#deep" Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from...

We've had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven, Well, I motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven ('leven, 'leven, 'leven) Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanical And I'm kind of...

High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin on beer I like soda, wheres the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda I see you from across the crowd I said the party is bumping and...

High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin? on beer I like soda, where's the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda I see you from across the crowd I said the party is bumpin? and the...

What's that? My six song album entitled "Bo Fo Sho" is currently available on iTunes With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get aids? I would have...

My dog's stomach was very upset, So I put him in the car and we went to the vet. And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat. I said isn't that ironic? I adopted a child from over seas, to rescue him from child labor...