Тексты песен «Cledus T. Judd»


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Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

She's got tattoes on her backside and a car jacked up out front My neighbor next door is an known roak whore and she's off on a husband hunt Spends her days in the laundro mat washing and drying tube tops I ain't...

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Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

Parody of "Ring Of Fire" recorded by Johnny Cash-June Carter Cash-Merle Kilgore New lyrical adaptation by Dennis Amcro Painted Desert Music Corp. (BMI)/Tujaja Music (ASCAP) June Wake up June The tree's on fire June...

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Cledus T. Judd - Waitin' On Obama

I was waitin' to vote down at city hall Watchin' gas go up and the stock market fall When he asked me, "You waitin' on Obama?" I said, "I guess. How 'bout you?" And he said, "Son, since George W, "I've been waitin' on...

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Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

Parody of We Are the World by USA For Africa (M. Jackson/L. Ritchie) Brockman Music (ASCAP) Warner Timberlake Music Corp. (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, & Daniel Sarenana, BLT...

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Cledus T. Judd - What The *$@ Did You Say

You see I'm always talkin' When I should be drivin' But everybody does it these days You say I'm gettin' cancer Every time I answer Yeah, whatever you say Wish I could change my service Should have never signed...

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Cledus T. Judd - What The Xxxx Did You Say

Parody of "Whatever You Say by Martina McBride (Ed Hill/Tony Martin) Careers-BMG Music Publishing Inc./Music Hill Music/Hamstein Cumberland/Baby Mae Music (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus...

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Cledus T. Judd - Where The Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp...

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Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy

A parody of "Who's Your Daddy?" (Written and recorded by Toby Keith) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd, Christopher Clark and Frank Pierce. (recording) Track one "Where's Your Mommy" Parody of Toby Keith's...

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Cledus T. Judd - Wievs Do It All The Time

Oh Gosh, here we go again. A fella can't get no rest around this joint. Well, she got up this morning at six a.m., She was as grumpy as can be. Not a snowball's chance of sleepin' late, 'Cos she started vacuuming...

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Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

She bosses me around dang near all of the time She may be my wife but I won't kiss her big behind No matter how much she whines Now I've been working hard for way too long If you think I'm walking the dog taking...

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Cledus T. Judd - Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up? I repeat, will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like ya...

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Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

Paula Jo Taylor/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark Taylor Legacy Publishing (ASCAP)/ Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) Whoa uh what time is it 6:30 in the morning my gosh... WILLIE,...

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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time

Oh Gosh, Here We Go Again A Fella can't get no rest around this joint Well, she got up this mornin' at 6 a.m. She was as grumpy as can be Not a snowballs chance of sleepin' late 'Cuz she started vacuuming Said:...

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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy Mccready)

Oh gosh, here we go again A fella can't get no rest around this joint Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m. She was as grumpy as can be Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late 'Cos she started vacuuming...

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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Of Girls Do It Al

Oh Gosh, here we go again. A fella can't get no rest around this joint. Well, she got up this morning at six a.m., She was as grumpy as can be. Not a chance of sleepin' late, 'Cos she started vacuuming. Said: "Get your...

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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Of Girls Do It All The Time By Mindy Mccready.)

Oh Gosh, here we go again. A fella can't get no rest around this joint. Well, she got up this morning at six a.m., She was as grumpy as can be. Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late, 'Cos she started vacuuming...

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Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Parody to You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Perfect Stranger (Cal Sweat/Brando Sweat), Co-Heart Music (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee Well,...