Тексты песен «Cledus T. Judd»

A parody of "Big Star" (Written by Stephony Smith recorded by Kenny Chesney) EMI Blackwood Music Inc. New lyrical adaptation by Cleduc T. Judd, Christopher Clark and Paula Jo Taylor. (recording) Track 6 "New Car"...

Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware store and give the secret knock on the private stockroom door good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud hot lookin' women ice cold suds this blonde was...

Bruce Burch/Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark Foray Music/Caretaker Music controlled and admin. by Foray Music (SESAC)/Cledus Crap Anthems admin. by Bradley Music Mgt. Inc.(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. by Bradley Music Mgt. Inc...

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife If your gonna lay around and sleep all day You better work third shift a night In a carpet mill or a truck stop, even if it's for minimum wage Oh you can get yourself...

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife If your gonna lay around and sleep all day You better work third shift a night In a carpet mill or a truck stop Even if it's for minimum wage Oh you can get yourself...

(Larry Johnson/Craig Martin/Cledus T. Judd) Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin', If he'd just dig the bait. He said: "Get lost, Dad, I'm watchin' mud wrestling, "Go jump in the lake. "Why don't...

{spoken} Hand me that balloon right there Boy I used to love to do this when I was a kid Watch this...Hey, watch this girl Plowboy Ain't that funny? Plowboy {sound of a horse neighing} Well I'm a-packin' up my...

Cledus T. Judd/Freddy Weller/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)/Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)/Care Taker/Foray Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC) I was starin a hole through CMT Watchin...

Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP) Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the mail? He-he-he, got a letter from Ed. What's it say? I don't know. D'you get one? Well, open it up!...

(spoken) (Paul does this kind of thing every day,) ( Like what skip a rehearsal? You know we got the CNA awards tomorrow night! What are we gonna do about a drummer? ) Hey you come'ere,yeah you, You ever...

Parody of Refried Dreams by Tim McGraw (J. Foster/M. Peterson) Zomba Enterprises/Millhouse Publishing Company (ASCAP/BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing...

Parody of Refried Dreams by Tim McGraw (J. Foster/M. Peterson) Zomba Enterprises/Millhouse Publishing Company (ASCAP/BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing...

(Tim Wilson/Dean Daugherty) Timothy Wilson Music (BMI)/Admin. by Copyright International/Lowery Music (BMI) Tim Wilson lyrics Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete He was a big strong boy that was quick on his...

I was just out of the rehab rolling through the neighborhood When I came across this homeboy Said he'd fix me up real good He led me down an alley And right through a chain link fence I had a hundred dollars I...

A parody of "Riding With Private Malone" (Written by Thom Shepherd and Weed Newton. Recorded by David Ball) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd (recording) (laughter) Track 5 "Riding With...

Now baby doll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum Honey-bunch, angel face You know you better be good And act like true fine lovers should Be careful what you say and do 'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you (He's everywhere,...

Well his house was nothin' more than a big junkyard A retirement home for old lawnmowers and them blocked up rusty cars He couldnt read or write a word and he stu-stuttered when he spoke But he was Albert Einstein...

Parody of "Honey I'm Home" by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. J. Lange) Universal Music Publishing Group (BMI)/Zomba Music Publishing (BMI) New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems...

(Jeb Anderson/Steven Dukes) She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars: A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins. Can't get enough, eats 'til she's stuffed; Goes to the bathroom then she comes back again. She thinks she...

(Jeb Anderson/Steven Dukes) She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars: A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins. Can't get enough, eats 'til she's stuffed; Goes to the bathroom then she comes back again. She...