Тексты песен «Cledus T. Judd»


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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back For This

Parody Of Did I Shave My Legs For This? by Deana Carter (Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart) PolyGram (ASCAP)/Door Number Two Music (ASCAP)/Miller Moo (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Adam Dread, Cledus Crap...

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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'did I Shave

(Cledus T. Judd/Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart) A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes. Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight. Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand. And you've got a headache again. I...

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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)

(Cledus T. Judd/Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart) A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes. Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight. Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand. And you've got a headache again...

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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

Parody of "Only In America by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Rogers) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark (U-S-A CHANT) They never should have messed with New York City Kha ha They don't...

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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

Robert Ellis Orrall/Dennis Amcro EMI April Music Inc./TKids Music controlled by EMI April Music Inc. (ASCAP)/Dennis Amoco Music (ASCAP) MINISTER I'd like to welcome everybody again and say how good it is to see you...

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Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

I told you I'd leave some flairs on In case you ever wanted to find my home You frowned and said well the dang Law should arrest ya Now this old house keeps falling apart So I went down to the local Wal-mart And...

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Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a mess My wife run off with my TV set Didn't bother me none that she had to go 'Cept I's gonna miss all my TV shows So I looked up to heaven, got down on my knees An' I cried, "Dear...

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Cledus T. Judd - Funny Man.

Sorry, I have no Funny Man Lyrics, Would you please submit Funny Man Lyrics to me? Thank you...

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Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy

Im his biggest fan, since I heard The Dance His musics meant the world to me Cept that Chris Gaines CD Since hes been gone, its been too long Since Ive heard a song like Thunder Rolls Or that Rodeo I know hes in...

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Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

With so much drama in the L-B-C It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G But I, I somehow, some way-hay Keep comin up funky ass shit man every single day, and Can I kick a little sompin for the G's (yeah) and, make...

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Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky

She's been playin' them low life honky tonks for thirty years in Texas. She's sick and tired of all them Reba songs they keep requestin'. She's about to lose her voice, her hair's fallin' out and ain't nobody...

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Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody 'gone Country' - Alan Jackson)

(Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch/Bob McDill) She's been playin' them low life honky tonks for thirty years in Texas. She's sick and tired of all them Reba songs they keep requestin'. She's about to lose her voice, her...

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Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody Of Gone Country By Alan Jackson.)

She's been playin' them low life honky tonks for thirty years in Texas. She's sick and tired of all them Reba songs they keep requestin'. She's about to lose her voice, her hair's fallin' out and ain't nobody...

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Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel

Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood Music, Inc. on behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC))/Of Music Inc...

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Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

Now he's a wonder boy toy Had a major win spurt Likes the hershey highway And readin' Martha Stewart He's winin' lots of races baby and the coveted Winston Cup Rearin' Earnhardt was no mistake Just gettin' _____...

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Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Randy Brooks Kris Publishing/Elmo Publishing admin by Integrated CopyrightGroup Inc. (SESAC) Well a couple of good friends of mine Elmo and Patsy Wrote me and said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy...

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Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere

Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC)...

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Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Tra

Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC) CHORUS...

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Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC)...

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Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

Christopher Clark, Of Music (ASCAP) HANKENSTEIN Midnight in Montgomery Full moon shining on a shack Where a country music legend is about to be brought back Cledus got the idea from the late night creature...