Тексты песен «Cledus T. Judd»


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Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

Richard Fagan-Chris Clark At the Christmas pot luck dinner At the Holy Roller Hall They don't allow no drinkin Of any alch-ee-hol So my Aunt Hazel makes a juice Without the use of liquor And every year It...

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Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

They talk way too much Spin music way too little And what they usually play Ain't really all that great What's up DJ Seems all you play Each and every day When I turn it on It's the same a??ole song Nobody...

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Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

Bruce Burch/Freddie Weller/Cledus T. Judd, Foray/Caretaker Music (BMI)/Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC) Been together four years and have five kids So we did the right thing and finally got...

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Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop And Honky Tonk

Richard Fagan/Joe Collins, Of Music, Inc (ASCAP/Life's A Pitch/Joe Collins Music (ASCAP)/Foray Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC) Hey hoe come on lets go Well I was born a country boy Raised on Haggard and...

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Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk A Cow

Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc...

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Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

We got owners, favorite drivers Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner And we got rookies, advertisers Like, let's say, "Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar Nextel, Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot Kodak, M...

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Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar (Feat. Toby Keith) .

We got owners, favorite drivers, Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner. And we got rookies, advertisers, Like uhhh let's say: Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar, Nextel, Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot,...

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Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

A Parody of "I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool" (Written by Kye Flemming and Dennis Morgan, recorded by Barbara Mandrell) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus. T. Judd and Christopher Clark (recording) Track 2 "I...

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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

Well me and Bobby Ray was goin down to a pickup joint just outside of town, You know a metting market, where you pick up chicks Well knowing Bobby Ray as i do, He'll be goin home alone before the night is through,...

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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

Parody of I'm Not In Here For Love by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee...

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Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

Bill Whyte/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark. Steve Ivey Music (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) Every time a country awards show comes on my TV I'm forced to put up with some...

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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. This is...

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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'any Man Of Mine' - Sha

(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain) If Shania was mine, wouldn't be proud of me, Couldn't hardly blame her 'cos I'm so durned ugly. But on our first date, we could have a good time, If I got her on...

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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain)

(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain) If Shania was mine, wouldn't be proud of me, Couldn't hardly blame her 'cos I'm so durned ugly. But on our first date, we could have a good time, If I got her...

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Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

(Performed by Waite Gaines and Patricia Earwood) Parody of "In Another's Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Patricia Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G. Brooks) Rio Bravo Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cat's Eye Music Ltd. (admin. by Rio Bravo...

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Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

They're my Indian in-laws Came to visit me and my squaw Been here for a month y'all I'm 'bout to lose my mind I'm sick and tired of her paw-paw Eatin' all of my bear claws While he's watchin' ol' hee-haws And...

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Cledus T. Judd - Is Funny

I was down in mexico puttin' on a little show but noone was laughin' at the jokes I told no I guess my perides but trasnlate then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate I had to think fast I toke a chance I...

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Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches" "I'm gonna miss you too, Bub" "Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days But now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone" "Oh, I figured there's...

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Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'it's A Great

(Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner) "Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches." "I'm gonna miss you too, bub." "Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a...

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Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'it's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)

"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches" "I'm gonna miss you too, Bub" "Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days But now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone" "Oh, I figured there's...