Тексты песен «Cledus T. Judd»


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Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

Parody of Bigger Than the Beatles by Joe Diffie (J. Anderson/S Dukes), Chicksaw Roan Music (ASCAP)/Emdar Music (ASCAP)/Texas Wedge Music (ASCAP)/Timbuck One Music ASCAP). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark,...

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Cledus T. Judd - 1 2

Hey, everybody welcome out tonight Hope you're having a good time out there Don't forget about your waitresses and a coming up next We got Sheena on the main stage Athena on the disco and don't forget we got Those...

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Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP) He-he-he-he-he lets see here now...one...nine hunderd... Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe...

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Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

A parody of "19 Somethin" (written by Chris duBois and David Lee recorded by Mark Wills) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd and Christopher Clark (recording) Track 4 "270 Somethin'" Parody of Mark Wills' "19...

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Cledus T. Judd - A Great Day To Be A Guy

Tune: It's A Great Day To Be Alive i got my socks drying in the microwave hair on my back i dont plan to shave i got the house to myself while the wifes away i'll be rockin all night yeah i think i'll drink me an...

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Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP) New Lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris...

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Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth (What?) Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas Christmas, Christmas,...

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Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

I was sitting there, with my fork in hand Staring at my lousy ravioli can As she walked right in and said to me Is there any way that I can make your day complete I told her if there's anyway you can Could you...

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Cledus T. Judd - Breath

Parody of "Breathe" by Faith Hill (Holly Lamar/Stephanie Bentley) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/Jeff Carter SSSHHH I can smell the onions floating in the air Must be something that you ate I...

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Cledus T. Judd - Breath (Parody 'breathe' - Faith Hill)

(Cledus T. Judd/Stephanie Bentley/Jeff Carter/Holly Lamar/Christopher Clark) I can smell the onions floating in the air. Must be something that you ate. I can't imagine how your mouth must taste. Forgive me if I...

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Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

Parody of Cadillac Style by Sammy Kershaw (M. Peterson), Ray Stevens Music (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd, Billy Lawson, and Mike Curtis, La-Po Music (BMI)/Sony ATV/Cross Keys Music (ASCAP)/Michael Everett Curtis...

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Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

Parody of "This Kiss" by Faith Hill (B.N. Chapman/R. Lerner/A. Roboff) Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)/Warner Timberlane(BMI)/Macy Place Music (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of...

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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' For Nuthin'

Parody of Mama DOn't Get Dressed Up For Nothing by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Dunn, Sony/ATV Tunes L.L.C. dba Cross Keys Publishing/Showbilly Music New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (I stopped here due to the...

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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus The Karaoke King

Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) It's Thursday night down at Taco Mac It's like a can of sardines the way the place is packed They're piled in here for just one thing It...

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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Flordia.

Parody of The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band (J. Crain/C. Daniels/W.Hayward/J. Marshall) Cabin Fever Music (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark...

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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot Then Cledus jumped...

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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'the Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot Then Cledus jumped...

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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

Jim Beavers-Brett Beavers-Mike Waldron Skronk Bonk Tunes adnim by MCS Music America Inc. (BMI)/Sony/ATV Songs LLC a/b/a Tree Publishing Company (BMI)/Barefoot Tacks Publishing (ASCAP) SANTA HO HO HO HO HO...

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Cledus T. Judd - Cooter

Songwriter: Judd, Cledus T. Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and Luke Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy Duke Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight shooter Some may hate Boss...

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Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

Parody of Ordinary Life by Chad Brock (Connie Harrington/Bonnie Baker), Magnolia Hill Music (ASCAP) (A division of McSpadden-Smith Music LLC). New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems...