Тексты песен «Da Yoopers»

1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS HE USED A WHEELBARROW TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY'S BAR HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT AND...

1. YOU'RE JUST LIKE A STRANGER WHEN YOU'RE IN A BINGO TRANCE THE KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE WITH YOUR BINGO BAG AND DAUBER AND YOUR LUCKY BINGO PANTS YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER GOING OFF TO WAR 2. YOU...

1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN THEY SUCKED ALL THE JUICE FROM A...

1. LUTEFISK BOILING ON DA STOVE ITALIANS AT THE DOOR THEY SPILL A PAN OF MEATBALLS ALL OVER MARTHA'S FLOOR UNCLE HEIKKI SLIPS ON THEM AND STARTS A GREAT BIG FIGHT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE IT'S GONNA...

1. I WAKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE COW PIES IN A FIELD NEAR 41 SOME TOURIST TAKES MY PICTURE AS I BLEACH HERE IN THE SUN THE FLIES ARE BUZZING ROUND ME AND THE CARS ARE WHIZZING BY A COW IS NIBBLING ON MY EAR...

Honey do you remember What day it is today? Remember that special occasion On that beautiful morning in May You wore a rented tuxedo We had champagne on ice Both of our families were gathered And everyone acted so nice...

In the beginning came the animals Then the hunter who hunted the animals He went out any time he felt like it Cause there was no deer tags or DNR Then came the wife, who screwed it all up She said: I'm sick and fed up...

1. I can't FORGET THE NIGHT WE MET YOU WERE SUCH A HUNK YOU TOOK ME TO YOUR UNCLE'S CAMP AND WE GOT REALLY DRUNK I ASKED YOU FOR SOME FOREPLAY YOU WENT AND GOT THE CARDS YOU SAID LETS PLAY 15-2 THAT...

(FEMALE VOCAL) 1. YOU SMELL JUST LIKE A CAN OF WORMS BAKING IN THE SUN THERE'S FISH GUTS HANGING FROM YOUR CHIN I SURE HOPE YOU HAD FUN YOU GOTTA STOP HANGING 'ROUND THAT WORTHLESS BUNCH OF GUYS CAUSE IF...

Some old guy told me about this secret spot Where they jump in the boat Before they get caught You won't find a more perfect day Life is too short Hey what do you say? I'll be right over with the truck and the boat...

1. OUT IN DA JACKPINES AT DA BREAK OF DAWN WE LOOK FOR A BUCK OR A TRACK AT DA END OF DA DAY WE PUT OUR BULLETS AWAY AND GO BACK TO OUR TARPAPER SHACK WE SIT IN DA CAMP BY DA KEROSENE LAMP AND BRAG ABOUT DA...

1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES AND I MUST APOLOGIZE LUCIA ILL HAVE TO STAY AT HOME SO I...

1. 20 YOOPERS IN A PONTOON BOAT DRIVEN BY MY BUDDY MIKE WE'RE FISHIN OUT ON THE BASIN FOR ALLIGATOR WALLEYE PIKE EMIL BROUGHT HIS TV AND ROUTIES BEAGLE FRED HE'S TOO OLD TO DRIVE A RABBIT SO HE COMES...

1. SOME GUYS LIKE THAT BOTTLED BEER SOME LIKE IT IN A CAN SOME SAY A KEG'S THE BEST BEER FOR A REAL BEER DRINKING MAN EVERYONE HAS THEIR FAVORITE BUT ON ONE THING THEY AGREE THE GREATEST BEER IN ALL THE...

1. THE BOSS BEEN ON MY BUTT ALL WEEK HES LUCKY THAT I EVEN SHOW UP DA OLD LADIES BITCHIN CONSTANTLY TO GIVE MY BEERIN UP SHE LISTENS TO THE MOTHER-IN-LAW BITCH ABOUT LIVING THEM YEARS WITH A DRUNK HELL IF...

CHORUS: GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK COMING OUT OF WOODY'S CHRISTMAS DAY GRANDMA GOT A JOB OUT AT THE BREWERY I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE COULD DRIVE THAT WAY 1. GRANDPA WAS OUT DRINKING WITH THE FLOOZIES...

1. I WAS CLEANING OUT MY TOILET BOWL WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY CAME TO MIND SO I SAT RIGHT DOWN TO WRITE FOR YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHYME SO HERE'S A BIRTHDAY SONG I WROTE TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL EVER SINCE YOU DUMPED...

I REMEMBER BACK IN '58 WHEN I WAS JUST A LAD I WENT UP TO THE COPPER COUNTRY HUNTING WITH MY DAD THE GROUND WAS BARE AND FROZEN SO WE COULDN'T TRACK NO DEER SO MY OLD MAN GOT HIS KNAPSACK AND HE FILLED IT UP WITH...

1. I REMEMBER BACK IN 58 WHEN I WAS JUST A LAD I WENT UP TO THE COPPER COUNTRY HUNTING WITH MY DAD THE GROUND WAS BARE AND FROZEN SO WE COULDNT TRACK NO DEER SO MY OLD MAN GOT HIS KNAPSACK AND HE FILLED IT UP WITH...

1. MY BEAGLE DRIVES A RABBIT ALL NIGHT LONG HE AND HIS BUDDY PETE CRUISE THE BUSH ROADS OUT OF TOWN WELL I SORTA SUSPECTED THOSE TWO RIGHT FROM THE START NOW A STICK OF DYNAMITE WON'T BREAK THOSE TWO APART...