Тексты песен «Family Guy»

Quagmire [talking]: Ensign Glen Quagmire. Welcome aboard. You picked a great day to get rescued. We were just about to sing a song about mopping. Quagmire's sea crew [singing in opera type tune]: We're mopping the...

Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag...

On Monday, I had drinks with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divvy little bars We noticed there was quite a lovely lady Sittin' at the table next to ours Now Barney, who was pretty friggin' wasted Got up and...

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds Aren't you a cute...

Lois: Brian, your standards are ridiculously high. You will never find a girl unless you're willing to make exceptions and compromise so you can find your love. Brian: Lois, I don't think I have to compromise a...

I used to get awf'ly moody, when dating a fair-skinned cutie 'Cause every red-hot beauty turned out to be bitchy inside Like something had crawled right up her ass and died But then I met you, my troubles were...

Cop: Hey thats against the Law! Your Coming with me! Peter: Nuh uh uh! Can't Touch Me! --------------------------------------------- Song Starts --------------------------------------------- Peter: Can't Touch Me! Ju -...

HK:we only live to kiss your ass B:kiss it why well even wipe it for you. HK: forem here on in its easy street P: any bars on that street? B: twenty four happy hours a day P:oh boy HK: well stop jehovas at the...

A long time ago there were two cowboys alone on a trail. Then they discovered they can sleep with another male. Now they're having butt sex Cowboy butt sex S-O-DO-MY! 4x)...

And I'd like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum When I have a heart that's heavy Feeling I was born to lose You are there to say that life's okay Thank you for it all dear booze When a chilly wind...

Lois: It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, And sex on TV. Peter: But where are those good ol' fashion values... All:... on which we used to rely? All: Lucky there's a Family Guy! Lucky...

Lois: It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies, And sex on T.V. Peter: But where are those good old fashion values?... All: On which we used to rely! Lucky there's a family guy, Lucky...

Let me tell you about it, stud. You'll get chills all through your body and you'll lose all control of your bladder and your sphincter, that's your bum hole. 'Cause if you use toad, then I'm telling you.....

You'll get chills all through your body and you'll lose all control of your bladder and your sphincter, that's your butt hole. 'Cos if you use toad, then I'm telling you... You can kiss your life goodbye...

You'll get chills all through your body and you'll lose all control of your bladder and your sphincter thats your butthole Cause, if you use toad then I'm tellin you you can kiss your life goodbye Yeah...

All] I'm gonna grab my girl and head to the beach [All] Hic-a-doo-la! [All] We're gonna all hang ten, then maybe then [All] Hic-a-doo-la! [Boys] Cause I'm a hic-a-doo-la boy, [Girls] and I'm a hic-a-doo-la...

Peter: Nothing else has worked so far, So I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous sparkling speck of light, I need a Jew... Lois makes me take the rap, Because our checkbook looks like crap, Since I can't give...

I had a dream, it's all about you - Meg Griffin. Not much you can do - Meg Griffin. You can't dance, you can't sing, No you pretty much can't do a thing. Never fear, Dad is here. Honey you're gonna make our...

S: I'm the greatest captain in the queens navy All but S: And your record will stand as true S: Be it a galleon or a freighter, I'm an excellent navigator All but S: And even a world class puff S: My manor quite...

Butlers:We only live to kiss ass. Butler:Kiss it!Hell, we'll even wipe it for you. Butlers:From here on in its Easy Street. Peter talking:Any bars on that street? Butler talking:24 happy hours a day. Peter...