Тексты песен «Half Man Half Biscuit»

Saint Francis came to my town And visited the cemetery. The dead got up and everything Became one big one big cacaphony. They all went down the social and They claimed their supplementary. And all the necrophiliacs Were...

We sat and decided as the seaons collided That our love was fairly utopian If it wasn't for my pills, my psychiatric bills And your unreliable fallopian Then i guess wed be fine Embraced on cloud 9 Emotionally...

Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle Went down to the Animal Farm. Dug in for the poor, They heard stories from the war. And explaimed about the boil on his bum! Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,...

There was one in the gang who had scalectrix and because of that he thought he was better than you every day after school youd go around there to play him hoping to compete for some kind championship And it always took...

Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle Went down to the Animal Farm. Dug in for the poor, They heard stories from the war. And explaimed about the boil on his bum! Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,...

There was one of a game {? Odds scale ?} Amsterdam, The cards are down; He thought he was better than you, And the day after school, You'd go around there to play him, Hoping to compete for some kind championship, And...

Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle Went down to the Animal Farm. Dug in for the poor, They heard stories from the war. And explaimed about the boil on his bum! Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,...

Our Ted it has to be said produces proof beyond us rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pardon double glazing is amazing don't you all agree? No...

Ah, Ted! It has to be said, The {? juicy truth's ?} beyond us. Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein, His ribs remain intact. {? Hedderly Crup ?} is in my garden Breaking wind! "I beg your pardon!" Don't go breathing! Misery!...

Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more, And I'll more than likely kill you. "Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock" You fervently moan. Is this a wok that you sholve down my throat, Or are you just pleased to...

Mention the Lord of the Rings one more time And I'll more than likely kill you. "More cock, more cock, Michael, more cock" you fervently moan. Is this a {? wot ?} that you sholve down my throat, Or are you just pleased...

[Verse 1] Ground Control to Monty Don, The testimonial silvers gone The circumstance heres pretty thin The sun comes out when I go in. On the way home from spinning class she pops into the deli for artisan gossip He...

One way system, smooth and commendable, Go by bus, they're highly dependable, The swings in the park, for the kids, have won awards, Clean streets acknowledged in The Lords, But what's a park if you can't see a linnet?...

Saint Francis came to my town And visited the cemetery. The dead got up and everything Became one big cacaphony. They all went down the social and They claimed their supplementary. And all the necrophiliacs Were walking...

Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed. My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil. I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off B(y)uda-Pest. The sort of thing that shivers every {? pale. ?} I was a...

Out side Golsmiths, Coughing up blood, Turner Prize judge gasps, "Christ, thats Good, Leave it as it is, it'll get first place, we'll call it a full shift, at the coal face", and if you're niether a stuckist,...

Well I'm not really worried about this, But can some one please answer me this - Apart from on commentary, where else on earth Can you hear the word 'aplomb' being used? I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North (Good girl...

They've got the whole world in their house, They've got the whole wide world in their house, They've got the whole world in their house, To see the new conservatory They didn't choose their cat, The cat chose them, They...

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site, And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: . {? Tar-heel. ?} And you stand there Witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation Wanting to twist your own...

A {? doy in a doh-peri ?} once told me, That one day he would like to grow amazed, It seems to me quite logical That this should be his wish. And with that We both went our separate ways. You said you died at 7:00...