Тексты песен «Hextalls»

I'm going to kick your ass at minigolf I was born to fuckin minigolf I got the stance K.J. Jansen style And you're looking like Gomer Pile I just shot it through the waterfall I just sank another ball I just got the...

I'd fuck Bryan Adams in a heartbeat I'd go homo I'd slam his ass right into the concrete I'd go homo Please hum "The Summer of 69" right into my asshole I'd fuck Bryan Adams in a heartbeat I'd go homo I'd slam his ass...

Can't talk gotta work I don't give a shit about american idol Not tryin' to be a jerk I just don't give a shit about the clothes That your dog likes to wear Or the place that you got your hair done Why can't you...

Time to wake up and get blackout drunk With the Megadeth tape blasting through the trunk Of this '81 Trans Am Bleach blonde girls in the backseat One more stop at the liquor store Moosehead bottles rolling on the...

I'm finally sober and I'm so glad it's over Do you remember the night when we found Cam White On his bedroom floor drunk as fuck ripping it up Getting his dance on without his pants on Shirt on the floor, balls on the...

It makes me sick hanging out with you Ever since I found out you've got someone new Take your time, I'll believe your lies Because I don't want to think about you hanging with Other guys I should've known right from the...

Grant Lawrence, he kicks ass in the forest Grant Lawrence, he kicks ass in the forest Grant is the motherfucking man from the Smugglers band He's on Radio CBC all across the land He bitch-slapped Captain Vancouver in...

Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad! I guess I can't say fuck anymore Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad! You should've seen the blood on the stork Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad! Can I get a baby high five, government fuck you? Holy Fuck, I'm the dad of...

It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs, I'm growing my beard out Stanley Cup Playoffs, Growing a beard The Flyers keep winning, I keep growing it out The people at my work are asking what it's all about I just say that I've been...

You asked me to go to the Ranger game wo I said why not I could use a beer or two or three or maybe more We got there late, everyone was standing up for the American anthem Except for me, at the mezzanine, grabbing a...

I Just Want To Sleep Outside In The Treehouse I'm not going to lie I just want to be with the moon and the stars under Nighttime sky I don't want to sleep in the bunk bed mom I'm turning 33 I don't understand why you'd...

Do you remember where you were when Hulk Hogan and Mr. T Beat the pulp out of Paul Orndorff and Roddy Piper? Everything in the room got smashed We were losing our shit so fast I watched you put your dog in the pile...

Who wants to get drunk and smash bumper cars I do, I do Who's got a Sony demo that's ready for the Charts I do, I do Who calls his mom's vag on the fourth day of March I do, I do Who has dirty dreams about Rosanne Barr...

Every time we drive you want to listen to The Donnas I'm getting tired of always listening to The Donnas Twenty-one boys Twenty-one nights Who the fuck are these damn sluts I want to punch them in the throat Fuck...

Freddy Krueger tell another joke Freddy Krueger tell 'em about the time You got that girl with the fingerbang In the waterbed Ash from evil dead you fuckin' dick Ash from evil dead you fuckin' Son of a bitch you make...

You've got a silver mustang It's got Depeche Mode stickers You try to call my house 45 times a day Jeff fuck off I'm not going to answer the phone Jeff fuck off I don't want to be your friend I'm not going to be your...

Yesterday I went to the 'vu With my man def jeff He likes to rock those hawaiian shirts He does a mean humpty dance When he's not pulling down your pants Or shaking up his ass Like a monkey in the zoo He'll dance all...

We took an airplane All the way into Baltimore with a girl named Something that you'd have to ask my band mates She stayed in the house with us for three days And she named it the Canadian Embassy It's hard to breathe,...

You were hot as hell on the first date I was nervous because I don't like airports Wrong way on the freeway We ended up in downtown Chicago I could never leave, I would rather be Stuck inside a bus without a reason You...

July 4th, shoot a firework July 4th, shoot a gun July 4th, drink a 30 pack July 4th, so much fun July 4th, homemade fireworks July 4th, shoot or die July 4th, call an ambulance July 4th, Jesus Christ You're best...