Тексты песен «Ian Dury And The Blockheads»

Delilah the dancer from Soho Was making her way down the lane Simpson from Harrow Had fruit on his barrow He sold it for love and for gain Simpson said, "Hello, young woman" "My Pippins are lovely today" "Don't be...

when faced with a hinderance the brave mountainier turns and walks back into the wind but my hesitation in strange hemisphere makes me quit before I begin intrepid explorer his reason extremes persues the unknwo we...

are we rolling? here we go then and 1,2, 3 2, 2, 3 a boy was born to Jack and Marge In 1951 and what is love, is love, is love and what is done, is done the baby grew in size and rage beyond his normal years and...

Ban The Bomb Wrap yourself in silver paper put a sandbag on your head Crawl inside your fall-out shelter underneath your garden shed Boil an egg, have a cuddle, cut your toe-nails, make the bed By the time this...

I've done a lot of things I wished I hadn't There's other things I never hope to do But sliding off the map in both directions Is the sorry mess i've made of knowing you I've seen a lot of things I wished I hadn't...

(spoken) good evening i'm from Essex in case you couldn't tell my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay and I'm doing very well had a love affair with Nina in the back of my Cortina a seasoned up hyena could not...

Hello, playmates Here's a little London song All about a young man's adventures in the big city Here we go Billy Bentley, go to London early in the day Half a quid, mate Stand to reason Hold your horses How's your...

I'm and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew I'm the blackmail man A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe I'm the blackmail man I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek I'm the blackmail man A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak I'm...

You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests Shoes like dead...

Share a good occasion Hold the darkness in Bear away abrasion Free from broken skin No pride is there to steal Wounds that never heal So close and there to wander Confines wearing thin Clear in where to squander Such...

Our Father, Who art in Hendon Harrow Road be Thy name Thy Kingston come Thy Wimbledon In Erith as it is in Hendon. Give us this day our Berkhampstead And forgive us our Westminsters As we forgive those who Westminster...

I'm here to find out what makes you tick I'm here to discover the secret you I intend to reveal you're crooked and sick I don't give a damn if none of it's true There's a Byline Browne from the national press That is...

If you're cold, well here's a plan: Pull the plug out of your fan If you're hot, now here's a scheme: Park your botty in the stream If you're tired, check this plot: Seek a source that hits the spot If you're snooty,...

just cos I ain't never ?ad, no, nothing worth having never ever, never ever you ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall into thinking that I ain't too clever and it ain't not having oen thing nor another niether,...

You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance. I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance, Or Fred Astaire You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde. I'm not very stylish and you're not avant garde, Or Lionel...

They say it's tough out there and that's for sure You pay your way twice over if not more They say that's the proce of fame, and now you've made your name Your freinds don't even treat you like they used to do before...

I could give her the respect she deserves But I can't cos I'm crippled with nerves Just to take in my arms, hold her tight But I'm sorry, I'm shaking with fright I could touch her I could tell her I'm a very lucky...

*Moo!* I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud Mr. Meatface the butcher will be after my blood Cos I'm...

Hey, with your natty threads and your nifty dreads And your Dagenham royal swagger With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels And the face of a carpet-bagger With your sweet cologne and your mobile phone And the...

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited It's a public party and you're all invited Let's cut the custard, see the mustard Please hold steady till we're maladjusted Sing boop-ba-de-boop, sing twiddle-de-de Invite the...