Тексты песен «Ian Dury And The Blockheads»

Oit, rotten hat Where'd you get that haircut? Brent Cross Shopping Centre? I bet your mother feeds you with a catapult Oh, Mr. Shagnasty A bit of give and take You call me a divvy And I think you're a snake Oh, Mr...

One looks for happiness One longs to find a partner One knows that nowadays One love will be the answer One sees a crazy world One needs a fresh perspective One comes to realize One love's a true objective One seeks a...

When me and Pam Are hand in hand We make a lovely pair But when we fight Her awful spite Is more than I can bear she gives me the business, I loose all self control the curseof fifty wintches making wormwood of my soul...

New digs and prospects of a job New digs and prospects Have I been half interested ?till now? Breath and armpits stink For Christ's sake please stay sweet The ever present threat of hands that want to sweat My head...

Who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy for Jack-the-lademy? Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of Useful Knowledge He plays his part without complaint at the Royal...

arseholes, bastards fucking cunts and pricks aerosole, the bricks a lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh a little bit of this and a little bit of that oh, oh dirty tricks from the Mile End Road to the Matchstick...

I took a sudden notion To go down to the ocean I'd got my sun-tan lotion My flippers and my mask In proper distribution Of fully-formed ablutions Formed an ocean of pollution In which I daredn't bask Some turds were...

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch This is my routine: first I ponder...

My mother's heart and soul Have gone halfway up the pole My father's on the dole This is taking its toll My friend Bert is much too old And his dog's beyond control Though it sometimes seems they're droll It's a...

Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Get there before you go Climbing upon my toes Gives me the vertigo No...

Excuse me, excuse me Get right out of the way Quiet! (Flop-flops) I'm sorry, beg pardon The fault's entirely yours Quiet! (Big Chops) Your Highness, your Worship You silly pompous ass Quiet! (Ah-ahs)

In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick. South Street Romford, shopping arcade Got a Razzle magazine, I never paid Inside my jacket and away double quick. Good sense told me, once was enough But I had a cocky eye on...

Although you think I'm sleeping as you get set to leave I can see your shadow packing from underneath my sleeve I swore I'd never live without your constant company Tomorrow's empty bedroom would be the death of me...

Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into...

Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed .... Reasons to be cheerful part 3 1 2 3 Some of Buddy Holly, the working folly Good...

"dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true" said Reggie destroyed and upset "dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?" said Dinky, your kinky love-pet "dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "dear...

Rough kids play rough games and kick tin-cans They walk in certain style Rough kids shout rude names and write slogans They leave thier feet out in the aisle Rough kids have bother and make nusience They cum on someone...

Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know...

Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know...

I've got the feeling but I ain't got the skill And I don't like your suggestion Will you still love me when I'm over the hill Is another stupid question Don't deny that I show disrespect Ask me why I don't change the...