Тексты песен «Ian Dury And The Blockheads»

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I wibble when I piddle Cos my middle is a riddle I'm...

Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs I'll take you where the haps are All the handsome chaps are Squeeze you till I make your feelings bleed She put me right...

Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs I'll take you where the haps are All the handsome chaps are Squeeze you till I make your feelings bleed She put me right...

Blue Gene baby Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender The beauties were brief Shall I mourn you decline with some thunderbird wine And a black handkerchief? I miss your sad Virginia whisper I miss the voice that...

To be simple and wise Never tell lies Always pick on someone my own size Would be quite a thing And when I make it swing I'll write you a letter or I'll give you a ring Take your elbow out of the soup, you're sitting...

Thank you, mum Your rascal son Has seen the error of his ways I stole your purse and smashed the crocks You done my trousers washed my socks Dragged me screaming to the doc's Drink your medicine, chicken pox Put your...

Here comes the postman - letters in his sack Dear Auntie Mary, we'd love to have you back Here come the letters through the letterbox Poor Georgina has caught the chickenpox Here come the cornflakes, here comes the...

While these minutes of no good Bloody slowly drift away It's you that comes to help him now That's not all he wants to say Tomorrow And Tomorrow Tomorrow And Tomorrow Tomorrow And Tomorrow Tries to keep...

The foot picks steps with leisured dread Receives instructions from your head It's the body song It's the body song The leg, a source of much delight Which carries weight and governs height It's the body song It's the...

The squirrel gather nuts in May And he shuts his nuts away There's a quick brown fox In the hollyhocks A vixen in the mood to play Well The badger don't care Rabbit got his share Smile on the face of the fox The...

Let her go, let her go When the look in her eye said, "Cheerio, cheerio" "I don't want you no more" Mosquito, mosquito "Get the hell out of my bed" "torpedo, torpedo "I don't want you no more" If you call up And line...

The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock Woke up this morning in a state of shock I heard a mumble rumble and a cocktail rock ???? beat like a slide trombone Goddess Diana plicking all alone It's the mumble rumble And...

When we were simple and naive We wore our feelings on our sleeve As we've grown jaded and corrupt Our manner's guarded and abrupt Oh, how we'd smile most readily Whilst ploughing on unsteadily Now frowns are etched...

Shaken on her shoulder, shaking on her arse Ain't no doubt about it she's a gamey lass Jerking with her elbow, clever with her knee Way she move it over, that's the place to please Diction very bad, friction double rich...

The Sky's The Limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit Oi, grandad, here's lead in your pencil Hey, Granny here's mud in your eye Don't put all your legs in one casket Keep...

Noel Coward was a charmer. As a writer he was brahma. Velvet jackets and pyjamas, "the gay divorce" and other dramas. There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been...

(spoken) Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash! Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a...

Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Beans in your jeans Beans in your jeans Beans in your jeans Your...

she put on the light in the middle of the night the wet stuff's here let's go I grabbed a sock and called the doc he told me don't be slow I got down there with time to spare and then I sat on pins until the doctor...

Two old dogs without a name Trucking down the road to glory Seeking not to blaze in fame But to leave a blazing story Being roadies is their game Rough of trouser, hair of hoary They're the ones you cannot tame...