Тексты песен «Jon Lajoie»

How do you show someone you love that they are the one? So many ways to express love, it's hard to choose just one. How you gonna do it? Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, Some lesbians like eatin' each...

We're floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the endless night Try and find purpose for our lives Yet we still take the time (still take the time) Yes we always...

Are we recording? I wrote this song last night, I'm not sure about some of the lyrics, but I'll give it a shot. John's new girlfriend is a cunt I don't know what he sees in that bitch She'll ruin our lives This bands...

Bootlegs & B-Sides Lyrics, Transcript, & Video by Jon Lajoie Jon Lajoie on Bootlegs & B-Sides: Hi everyone. This is a video of stuff I never released because it sucks balls. So, watch it anyway? Jon lajoie bootlegs &...

Bootlegs & B-Sides Lyrics, Transcript, & Video by Jon Lajoie Jon Lajoie on Bootlegs & B-Sides: Hi everyone. This is a video of stuff I never released because it sucks balls. So, watch it anyway? Jon lajoie bootlegs &...

I thought maybe I'd find a friend Or maybe I'd meet a girl Have a great conversation with a stranger On the other side of the world Or maybe learn something new About a culture or a place Connect with another human...

It was late at night on Christmas eve I was dreaming of the soft white snow I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree What it was I did not know It was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts Unfortunately I...

There are so many different kinds of trees There are so many different kinds of trees There are so many different kinds of trees There are so many different kinds of trees There is this kind of tree And this kind of...

Hey yo! Fuck NWA (Get the fuck outta here). Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit). Fuck D12 (motherfucker! ). Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch! ). Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker! ). Everyday normal crew (what...

Songwriters: I'm just a regular everyday normal guy Nothing special about me motherfucker I'm just a regular everyday normal guy When I go to the clubs I wait in line motherfucker I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...

I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka... I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another. I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover. I'm just a...

[Intro] Yo! Other rappers claim to not give a fuck Well, step aside, bitches 'cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible WHAT~! [Chorus] (I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck) - about anything Fuck everyone...

[Jon Lajoie] Are you tired of this happening (can't eat) What about this (can't play guitar) And how many times has this (can't hold the phone properly) happened to you? Well suffer no more cause we created a product...

Have you ever watched the sun go down? And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself And your dog's looking at you like you need...

Have you ever watched the sun go down? And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself And your dog's looking at you like you need...

Some guys are good at talking to girls Some guys have all the money in the world Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants I'm not one of those guys, But baby, I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance...

I don't understand Can somebody tell me what's going on Why is there a drunk Chinese man Doing push ups in my front lawn And why's he wearing...

Did you miss me Oooh, yeah What, what MC Vagina's right back in this bitch Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song Still not loving police Still got love for the vaginal crease Player haters beware,...

If I had wings I'd fly away from here But wherever I land people would think that I was weird They'd be like why do you have wings Did your mom have sex with a bird or something? If I had one wish I'd wish for a...

I can see it in your eyes girl That you're in the mood for love So I light some candles, pour some wine Come sit down on the rug But there's something I must tell you, babe Before we take this step Something about me...