Тексты песен «Jonathan Coulton»


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Jonathan Coulton - A Laptop Like You

Here you are at last To bring my cold lonely soul sweet release From my weary past Always searching, the one missing piece was you And I beg you, come away with me And together we will find a place to call our own I...

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Jonathan Coulton - A Talk With George

There's a tall thin man standing in the shadows When he calls your name his voice is strong and clear It's a dark and smoky place, so you can't quite see his face He pulls you close and whispers in your ear And he...

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Jonathan Coulton - Better

Where did we go? When was the moment that we broke in two? I think I know In fact I am sure I can blame it on you I remember the first big surprise The day you came home with your infrared eyes I looked inside them, but...

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Jonathan Coulton - Betty And Me

I guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin He said we could build a baby out of DNA And although it was expensive it was legal in the states where it wasn't banned It was Betty who suggested we cut out the...

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Jonathan Coulton - Big Bad World One

All alone by the table of food in my wrinkled suit and my borrowed tie Only thinking of something to say in the moment after the girl goes by Everyone else is having fun or else pretending to I eat another crudite I...

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Jonathan Coulton - Bozo's Lament

I guess because my name is Bozo I was destined to be a clown But when I joined the traveling circus I didn't think that it would bring me down Make me angry like sniper in a tower And every Saturday I take off my nose...

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Jonathan Coulton - Brookline

Not far away in a place by the sea Something is watching and waiting for me Brookline Something isn't right in Massachusetts Don't stray out of Boston town The home of Samuel Adams, the ride of Paul Revere Don't go...

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Jonathan Coulton - Chiron Beta Prime

This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons. You may recall we had some trouble last year. The robot council had us banished to an asteroid. That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer. And we know it's almost...

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Jonathan Coulton - Christmas Is Interesting

You have put on your feety pajamas It's time for a long winter's nap There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there He wants you to sit on his lap He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush Your wife gets a...

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Jonathan Coulton - Code Monkey

Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent But his output stink His code not functional or elegant What do Code Monkey think Code...

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Jonathan Coulton - Creepy Doll

In a town in the woods at the top of a hill There's a house where no one lives So you take a big bag of your big city money there and buy it Then at night when you're all alone And the house is dark there's a noise...

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Jonathan Coulton - De-Evolving

I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits Anyway more than I used to I used to be so tall and thin Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum...

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Jonathan Coulton - First Of May

I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I'm sick and tired of winter And I wish that it was spring And then a little...

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Jonathan Coulton - Flickr

There's a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still There are children making angels in the snow The sunset paints the sky at night And old man works by candlelight A tiny baby smiles and waves...

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Jonathan Coulton - I Crush Everything

I lie below, you float above In the pretty white ships that I've been dreaming of And I'd like to swim beside you Getting dizzy in your wake Getting close enough to touch you Getting brave enough to take you into my...

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Jonathan Coulton - I Feel Fantastic

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me I take a wake up pill and fill with energy I power on hard and I check my messages But I don't have any messages I take a driving pill and head to my car I drive around a...

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Jonathan Coulton - I Hate California

I hate California There's something out there I just don't get I know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strange Because I dress as if the weather's gonna change But it never does I hate California I hate...

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Jonathan Coulton - I'm Your Moon

They invented a reason That's why it stings They don't think you matter Because you don't have pretty rings I keep telling you I don't care I keep saying there's one thing they can't change I'm your moon You're my moon...

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Jonathan Coulton - Ikea

Long ago in days of yore It all began with a god named Thor There were Vikings and boats And some plans for a furniture store It's not a bodega, it's not a mall And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine As...

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Jonathan Coulton - Kenesaw Mountain

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball He put two and two together and he noticed it was...