Тексты песен «Left Rights»

Roll up! Roll up! Roll down your windows, 'cause guess what's coming; A hairy toe. Looking for your anus. All the people that you meet, here on Alabaster Street, They wank you with their feet! Sole-ful, corny and...

Ladies and gentlemen: FROGHS Let me bring you to my world C H U B B I N S Uhu uhu Chubbins baby Let me re-bring you to my world C H U B B I N S Chubbins baby C H UUU B B I N O S Chubbions babyons Girl there's...

Da finga Keep it goin' Ain't so cute no more Da finga Keep it goin' Ain't so cute no more Da finga Keep it goin' Ain't so cute no more Da finga Keep it goin' Ain't so cute no more Da finga Keep it goin' Ain't so...

(Essentially a reading of the Mindless Self Indulgence song "Like Shit") Oh, surprise, make mine a supersize. Fuck all this metal shit I'm bringing back the synthesize. Y'all don't realise, I'm what you criticise. I...

Darth Vader Maybe not now but some time later You're very phallic You're big, black and metallic only you could be so cold Lord Vader Fuckin' shit up with your lightsaber you're but the learner and now you're very much...

Fart doodie and a cocky pee It don't make no difference to me Fart doodie and a cocky pee I want for all and all for me Fart doodie and a cocky pee It don't make no difference to me Fart doodie and a cocky pee I want...

Who set the fire in the kitchen? Who set the fire in the kitchen? It wasn't me, It wasn't me, It wasn't me, Who set the fire in the kitchen? Who set the fire in the kitchen? It wasn't me, It wasn't me, It wasn't...

All right let's do it like this: I want gonna eat some food I'm gonna eat some food I'm gonna eat some food I'm gonna eat some food I'm gonna eat eat eat eat (eat eat eat) some food I'm gonna eat some food Oh! I'm...

What is your bidding, my master? I want to shove my lightsaber up your death-star trench, Cover your body with my Sith-lord stench. Yes. Kiss you sweet, just like little Anakin. Then f..ck you dirty like a dark Jedi...

I am free to download all the porno from the internet I am free to download all the porno from the internet I am free to download all the porno from the internet I am free to download all the porno from the internet I...

You said in an interview that you were going to ask the fans to kill in your name. Tell me about your childhoods. Were you dropped on your head? What's the name of the new album gonna be? Hey where'd Jimmy go? We...

Rise from your motherfucking grave! Rise from your motherfucking grave! Rise from your motherfucking grave! Rise from your motherfucking grave! Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis It's Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis It's...

You and I should shave our pubic hair You and I should shave our pubic hair Hairless and fancy-free, way to be, so Why should we leave it overgrown? You and I should shave our pubic hair We sure could use the room in...

Oh my goodness! Hardonz fuck me up! If you want to touch it, touch it, to myself! And thats-a so good! Oh no, this is very very bad It makes me huge! And now i have to go and masturbate! Oh my goodness! Hardonz fuck me...

Here we go, break it down. Okay, * hit that beat Okay, just bring that beat back. No bass! No synth! Just da beat! Let's hit it. 1 2 3 4 hit it! I met this girl and she was so fine And you know that I never get her off...

Steve farts in his pants. Steve farts in his pants. Steve farts in his pants. Steve shits in his pants. Steve farts by accident. Steve farts by accident. Steve farts in his pants. Steve shits by accident. Steve shits by...

There once was a man Who's name is Malf(?) Who had A big mirror on the shelf He saw a reflection And got an erection And jumped into bed with himself Yo! Everybody left and right When I bust a rhyme I got my ass I'm...

Here's one that's gonna make ya cry Little Hard On's walking down the street I wonder if that meat will get together Little Hard On's making lots of noise Playing with the boys, hoping it will be forever I wanna be...

Your man lies home, all alone, in bed. Waiting to breathe his last breath. He's made his peace, all south, it seems. His body began to protest. Ron Paul chose not to depart this world yet Dead in his eyes Living for...

Party Time Crust Cakes. I love them all. They all have some special meanings to me! I don't like the ones with purple hats. Although, they might have some great, stupid, lovely adorable children who grow up to kill you...