Тексты песен «Lonely Island»

[ANDY SAMBERG] After the club is the after party After the party is the hotel lobby After that, you know it's diamond Cris And after that, I say, 'Excuse me, miss' And after that, we goin' back to the room And after...

Since the begining of time mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness, and war Just recently three young men found it Welcome to Awesometown Come along with us, come along to Awesometown! Come along with...

You might like our penises. Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft. Tell me if it's soft, cause I'd really like to touch it. And then I'll show you my penis...

Imagine in your mind a posh country club, The stuffy old money, where the poor get snubbed, The spread is bland: sauerkraut and boiled goose There's no way these people will ever cut loose But then I walk in the room,...

AHHHH Snort snort snort the cocaine (x3) Snort-y snort snort the cocaine Ohhhhhh Drop the biggest bump I ever hit Damnnnn Yo fucking chop another kid I wanna do it til my face falls off Til my tongues so numb that the...

Seems like these days the whole world's on fire Things keep blowing the hell up And while all those rubber neckers and lucky louies stand and slackjaw's staring The real men have the nuts to walk away Yeah Cool guys...

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's...

When youre out at a club and you see a fly girl do the creep (haaaa) do the creep (haaaa) And if you wanna make friends at the ATM Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaaa) Well we got a new dance, so get up on...

Songwriters: (The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix) Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her in my dreams Dream girl, you're a...

[Intro:] Party people (party people) We have taken control of your minds (your minds) So get on the floor (oh yeah) Cause its time to kick up dirt, now lets work [Verse:] Hey were gonna dance tonight, okay? Were all...

[Intro] Damn, I fucked my aunt... I can't believe I fucked my aunt... I fucked my aunt y'all [Verse 1] I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid But the summers...

[Lonely Island] Sometimes Something beautiful happens in this world [Akon] Oh Akon And Lonely Island [Lonely Island] You don't know how to express yourself so You just gotta sing [Akon] I...

Sometimes [Ohhhh] Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon...) You dont know how to express yourself so.. (The Lonely Island..) You just gotta sing.. (Akon) I just had sex! And it felt so good! (felt it so good)...

sometimes (ooohhh) something beautifil happens in this world (akon) you don't know how to express yourself so... (and lonely island) you just gotta sing... i just had sex... ...and it felt so good! a woman let me put...

I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I...

Songwriters: Cherrington, A; Samberg, Andrew D; Schaffer, Akiva; Taccone, Jorma;Featuring: T PAIN Oh shit, get your towels ready It's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your...

Aww s***, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the f***ing deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your motherf***ing toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a...

Noow let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school were it all began Three bad lil kids raising hell at school We were just thirteen straight acting a fool Everyday after class kiv's house was the spot...

They say true love only comes once in a lifetime and even though were from opposite ends of the earth, my heart tells me your the one for me. Mahmoud. I remember when it started, saw you on the news, you were hatin'...

Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh Great, send him in. Michael Bolton: Hey guys. Hey, hi, thanks for coming Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon...