Тексты песен «Mc Lars»


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Mc Lars - 21 Concepts

I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried To run for governor before he died He lived in California but traveled worldwide It was a big huge hit! Just kidding I lied There's the song about the 90's, I sampled...

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Mc Lars - Ahab

Call me Ahab, what? Monomaniac Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak On the hunt for this mammal that once took my leg With my warn down crew and my man Queequeg You're never going to find him, he's a big sperm...

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Mc Lars - Atom You're Awesome

My girlfriend hates you but I love your stuff. I listen to it all the time, I can't get enough. I dig your first CD (your debut), And Society of People Named Elihu. And Making Love is fresh, this much is true, But...

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Mc Lars - Certified

I spot an active drowning victim form a mile away, I save old men in seas like Hemmingway. The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for Frost, Don't get busted like Milton, Or paradise will be lost. Its like that, and...

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Mc Lars - Download This Song

La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la It's 2006, the consumer's still pissed Won't take it anymore so I'm writing a list Don't try to resist, this paradigm shift The music revolution...

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Mc Lars - Dragon Blood

I got Dragon Blood, what you want to do, son? I got Dragon Blood, what you want to do? I got Dragon Blood, what you want to do, son? Cause Im always going hard with my Dothraki crew Verse 1: Daenerys be the name and...

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Mc Lars - Escape From Robot Island

LARS: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay, When we went straight to that island On that momentous day. To explore it, not ignore it, like Christopher C. MNP and Lars H., pioneers adrift at sea. And so we went...

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Mc Lars - Escape From Robot Island (Featuring Mnp)

LARS: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay, When we went straight to that island On that momentous day. To explore it, not ignore it, like Christopher C. MNP and Lars H., pioneers adrift at sea. And so we went...

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Mc Lars - Generic Crunk Rap

[Club promoter:] Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready? [MC Lars:] I guess but... I still got to write some lyrics. [Club promoter:] Alright, just remember it's crunk night. [MC Lars:] In that case, I guess it won't...

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Mc Lars - Guitar Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Does Not Make You Slash)

Walking down the hall all the fifth graders swoon Autograph line every day in homeroom On the playground all the kids like to point and whisper Check his calloused guitar button blisters I'm a fourth grade celebrity,...

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Mc Lars - Hey That's Me

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S... And I represent CV, and yes I must confess: Im back 2003 and the snare drum...

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Mc Lars - Hey There Ophelia

The name's Hamlet and I've got a tale About madness, lust and a female Dad's a ghost and he roams the floors Lurks at night in Elsinore Got a pale face just like kiss paint Normal you know this ain't Something is...

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Mc Lars - Hipster Girl

I met her in the thrift shop Bumping indie hip hop Calculator wrist watch Shins t-shirt and flip flops Queen of the hipster scene Straight out of Vice magazine Social outcast at sixteen But now she lives her Boho dream...

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Mc Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things

They burned down Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got back They burned down Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got back Since the dawn of time it's always been true Hot girls,...

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Mc Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock

MC Lars is more punk than you Go Books about Evanescence (Are not punk rock) Guns n' Roses watches (Are not punk rock) Hello Kitty iPod cases (Are not punk rock) Rob Zombie lunch boxes (Are not punk rock)...

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Mc Lars - Humphrey The Whale

CHORUS Humphrey the Whale should have GPS, Humphrey the Whale should get GPS. CHORUS So you're not stuck in the Sacramento Delta, Humphrey! Fresh water is not good for marine mammals. So stay out of the Sacramento Delta...

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Mc Lars - Hurricane Fresh

Oh snap, you know this track is fly So get crunked up and don't ask why Post rap, post punk, post Kurt Cobain Post Kool Moe Dee post House of Pain Chuck D told me I had to be me So I bought the Public Enemy CD I ripped...

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Mc Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh

My friend Aileen made a time machine But was keen on keeping it shiny clean To travel back in time had always been my dream So, I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween AD 33, maybe, you would see me Telling...

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Mc Lars - Igeneration

And people tried to put us down When iTunes bumped a post-cold war sound My generation sat at the mecca of malls Times Square, I'm there, Via com installs So we hit the net while the Trade Center fell New York met...

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Mc Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

Internet relationships are not real Your heart, people steal but identities conceal So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be dangerous toys In the chat room, I inspect Who's here tonight?...