Тексты песен «Mc Lars Horris»


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Mc Lars Horris - 21 Concepts

I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried To run for governor before he died He lived in California but traveled worldwide It was a big huge hit! Just kidding I lied There's the song about the 90's, I sampled...

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Mc Lars Horris - Ahab

Call me Ahab, what? Monomaniac Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak On the hunt for this mammal that once took my leg With my warn down crew and my man Queequeg You're never going to find him, he's a big sperm...

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Mc Lars Horris - Atom You're Awesome

My girlfriend hates you but I love your stuff. I listen to it all the time, I can't get enough. I dig your first CD (your debut), and 'Society of People Named Elihu.a'a And 'Making Lovea'a is fresh, this much is true,...

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Mc Lars Horris - Certified

I spot an active drowning victim form a mile away, I save old men in seas like Hemmingway. The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for Frost, Don't get busted like Milton, Or paradise will be lost. It's like that, and...

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Mc Lars Horris - Donald

My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald o ya My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald and he's not a bear My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald o ya My cat's name is donald o...

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Mc Lars Horris - Download This Song

La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la It's 2006, the consumer's still pissed Won't take it anymore so I'm writing a list Don't try to resist, this paradigm shift The music revolution...

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Mc Lars Horris - Download This Song (Featuring Jaret Reddick Of Bowling For Soup)

La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la It's 2006, the consumer's still pissed Won't take it anymore so I'm writing a list Don't try to resist this paradigm shift The music revolution...

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Mc Lars Horris - Escape From Robot Island

LARS: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay, when we went straight to that island on that momentous day. To explore it, not ignore it, like Christopher C. MNP and Lars H., pioneers adrift at sea. And so we went...

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Mc Lars Horris - Escape From Robot Island (Featuring Mnp)

LARS: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay, When we went straight to that island On that momentous day. To explore it, not ignore it, like Christopher C. MNP and Lars H., pioneers adrift at sea. And so we went...

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Mc Lars Horris - Generic Crunk Rap

Club promoter: Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready? MC Lars: I guess buta'a I still got to write some lyrics. Club promoter: Alright, just remember it's crunk night. MC Lars: In that case, I guess it won't be a...

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Mc Lars Horris - Hey That's Me

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S... and I represent CV, and yes I must confess: I'm back 2003 and the snare drum...

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Mc Lars Horris - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock

MC Lars is more punk than you Go Books about Evanescence (Are not punk rock) Guns n' Roses watches (Are not punk rock) Hello Kitty iPod cases (Are not punk rock) Rob Zombie lunch boxes (Are not punk rock)...

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Mc Lars Horris - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock (Featuring The Matches)

(Lars) Go! Books about Evanescence (are not punk rock) Guns 'n' Roses watches (are not punk rock) Hello Kitty iPod cases (are not punk rock) Rob Zombie lunchboxes (are not punk rock) Slipknot binder paper (is not...

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Mc Lars Horris - Humphrey The Whale

CHORUS Humphrey the Whale should have GPS, Humphrey the Whale should get GPS. (DRUM SOLO) CHORUS So you're not stuck in the Sacramento Delta, Humphrey! Fresh water is not good for marine mammals. So stay out of...

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Mc Lars Horris - Hurricane Fresh

Oh snap, you know this track is fly So get crunked up and don't ask why Post rap, post punk, post Kurt Cobain Post Kool Moe Dee post House of Pain Chuck D told me I had to be me So I bought the Public Enemy CD I ripped...

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Mc Lars Horris - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh

My friend Aileen made a time machine But was keen on keeping it shiny clean To travel back in time had always been my dream So, I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween AD 33, maybe, you would see me Telling...

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Mc Lars Horris - Igeneration

And people tried to put us down When iTunes bumped a post-cold war sound My generation sat at the mecca of malls Times Square, I'm there, Via com installs So we hit the net while the Trade Center fell New York met...

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Mc Lars Horris - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

Internet relationships are not real Your heart, people steal but identities conceal So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be dangerous toys In the chat room, I inspect Who's here tonight?...

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Mc Lars Horris - Make Way For Ducklings

He's a No Exit aGa in the place to be, He goes to Stanford University. And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge, And after twelve grade he went straight to college. Well Tom's a pop culture primate with the IQ of a...

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Mc Lars Horris - Mr. Raven

We got E.A.P. in the house tonight Edgar Allan Poe America's favorite anti-transcendentalist We're taking this back, way back Nineteenth century style Who's that, who's that rapping? Who's that rapping at my chamber...