Тексты песен «Misc Dementia»
Misc Dementia - A Chat With Your Mom By Lou & Peter Berryman.
Oh the Pirates in there fetted galleons, daggers in their skivies With Infected Tattooed fingers on a blunderbuss or two (* BLUNDERBUSS=musket like gun *) Signs of scurvy in there eyes and only mermaids on there minds...
Misc Dementia - Brains Santa
My absolute favorite x-mas song is on dr. demento's dementia royale (i think! anyway its the one with the cartoon of him on a purple Background, hurling through space with his desk and records and Microphone) It's...
Misc Dementia - Clone Of My Own (Tune: Home On The Range)
Oh give me a clone, of my own flesh and bone, with the Y chromosome changed to X. And when she is grown, my very own clone, we'll be of the opposite sex. Clone, clone of my own, with the Y chromosome changed to X. And...
Misc Dementia - Computer Man
(tune of ``Piano Man'' by Billy Joel) It's 10 AM on a Wednesday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man up at the blackboard Getting off on programs that ``win'' He says ``Son, you will build an automata I'm...
Misc Dementia - Cycles For Nothing
(tune Money for Nothing) (i want my i want my i want my X-MP!) Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You run the fortran on the X-MP That ain't hackin' that's the way you do it Cycles for nothin', gigabits...
Misc Dementia - Deteriada (National Lampoon, Spoken Solemly)
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort There may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive Persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak Glowingly of those...
Misc Dementia - Don't Know Much About History (Dan Quayle)
Don't know much about history Don't know much foreign policy Don't remember how I got through school I'm sure I didn't break the rules But what's it matter 'cause my granny says "Boy, if you want to you can be vice prez...
Misc Dementia - Driving Wreckless C 1990 David J. Hinz
Slow down, you drive too fast, You've got to make the journey last....just Speedin' down the interstate, Doo d-d-du-doo, Drivin' Wreckless! Hello stoplight, amber glowin' But I'm late for where I'm goin Ain't got....no...
Misc Dementia - Enter Saddam
It's a war going on In the desert sun So go kill everyone We'll send you in SCUDS within Fight until we win Or until Saddam is gone (chorus) No sleep with gunfire open Gripping your gas mask tight Exit Iraquis, Enter...
Misc Dementia - Existential Blues
The elusive butterfly has just tiptoed past my door My buddy likes the Yankees; he says "Hey, T-Bone, what's the score?" I say, "Well, Reggie got 1 in 1 in 3, and 25 is 6 to 4." Is a left-wing really pinko? Colonel...
Misc Dementia - Fifty Ways To Hose Your Code
Kind of by Paul Simon The problem's all inside your code she said to me; Recursion is easy if you take it logically. I'm here to help you if you're struggling to learn C, [more] There must be fifty ways to hose your...
Misc Dementia - Goin' Speedy (To The Tune Of S & G's Feelin' Groovy)
REV UP! Ya move too slow! Ya got to make your auto GO! Rippin' up the country roads; Lookin' fer trouble, goin' speedy! Telephone pole! How' ya feelin'? I've come to crash, and send you reelin'! You ain't got much time...
Misc Dementia - I Did It Their Way (Tune - My Way)
I came with all my books, lived in dorms, followed directions. I worked, I studied hard, met lots of folks who had connections. I crammed, they gave me grades, and may I say not in a fair way. But more, much more than...
Misc Dementia - I Like To Hack!
I dig assembler (dig assembler) Wrote my HEX2BIN I built the kernel (oh, what a kernel!) Put my drivers in (yeah yeah yeah) Load for me! (load for me) I will port you through Load for me! (load for me) I will port you...
Misc Dementia - It's The Real World After All
--by Duck Logic, circa 1985 A.D. It's a world of acne, a world of germs. It's your brand new dog coming down with worms. It's the notes being played by a cockroach parade. It's the real world after all. It's a world...
Misc Dementia - Jedi Brown
Ground control to Jerry Brown Ground control to Jerry Brown Get your turtleneck, the count is running down.... Jerry Brown to Ground Control (Like 10 like 9 like 8) Now I'm really on a roll (like 7 like 6) (like 5)...
Misc Dementia - Jingle Bells
Someone had earlier asked for CHIRSTMAS SONGS (novelty christams songs that is). This one's slightly Christmassy; anyway, it mentions Christmas twice, has a lot of snow in it, and goes to The tune of "Jingle Bells"...
Misc Dementia - Men
(sounds of the sea in background) Sailor: captain, the men haven't eaten in days. Martin mull: yes. S: captian, the men haven't eaten in DAYS. Mm: yes. S: captian, do you understand, the MEN haven't EATEN in DAYS! Mm:...
Misc Dementia - Mta
The song is indeed called the Ballad of the MTA and was sung by the Kingston Trio. It was written about the proposed increase in the Metropolitan Transit Authority fare from $.10 to $.15 in the fifties. (Yeah, right!)...
Misc Dementia - Negative Scratch
"Less Than Zero" Album Minus One At a big diving meet at our school, A diver named Stanley O'Toole Did a horrid back flip That the judges scored "zip". The worst ever seen at our pool! Well, the spectators let out a...