Тексты песен «Monty Python»

Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was...

Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just watching TV. Finland, Finland, Finland, It's the country for me. Verse: You're so near to Russia, So far from Japan...

And now i want to turn you to Sumeria,...787 (music begins) (Horn Blows) Hello? ......Hello?! Hello? Who is it? It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table, Whose castle is this? This is the castle of...

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem hard or tough, And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough, Just remember that you're standing on a planet...

Henry Kissenger How I'm missing yer, You're the doctor of my dreams. With your crinkly hair And your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy But at...

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at...

Here comes another one Here it comes again Here comes another one When will it ever end? I know whatever it is I've not seen one before But here comes another one And here comes a bunch of 'em Here comes another one...

(Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm...

Ho, ho f**kin' ho, What a crock o' s**t! We all work for Santa Claus, We've 'ad enough, we quit! We do all the f**kin' work, While 'ee stars in the show! Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, Ho ho f**kin'...

Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit 'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Rudolph...

Ich bin ein Holzfaller und fuhl mich stark Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag Er ist ein Holzfaller und fuhlt sich stark Er schlaft des Nachts und hackt am Tag Ich falle Baume, ich ess mein Brot Ich geh auf das WC...

Ich bin ein Holzfller und fhl mich stark Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag Er ist ein Holzfller und fhlt sich stark Er schlaft des Nachts und hackt am Tag Ich flle Bume, ich ess mein Brot Ich geh auf das WC Am...

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio, I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song. It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong. You can't say ^&*@ on...

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio, I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song. It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong. You can't say ^&*@ on...

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio, I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song. It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong. You can't say ^&*@ on...

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why... Intro: I like...

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, No matter where they've been. I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, But...

I'm so worried about what's happening today, In the Middle East, you know. And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow. I'm so worried about the fashoins today, I don't think they're...

Down at an English fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a showman shouting Underneath the flare: Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. There they are a-standin' in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as...

And now Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing for you 'I've Got Two Legs' I've got two legs from my hips to the ground And when I move 'em they walk around And when I lift 'em they climb the stairs And when I shave 'em they...