Тексты песен «Monty Python»

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bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot he was not afraid to die oh brave sir robin he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways brave brave brave brave sir robin he was not the least bit scared to be...

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you o-ra-lize, When I'm between your thighs, You blow me awaaay. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace...

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The Background to History, Part IV PROF. JONES: Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams for the winter plowing. Professor...

ARTHUR; You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight. ...pause... I am Arthur, king of the Britons. ...pause... I seek the finest and the bravest knights to join me in my court at Camelot. ...pause... You have...

I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill Slyly eyeing his upper nostril If he jumps inside there too I really won't know what to do I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo A nasal zoo I've got a ferret sticking up my...

I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The...

Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight, we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's the Meaning of Life. What's the point of all this hoax? Is it the chicken...

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge I've got lost of lovely lira, now the deutsche mark's getting dearer And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge...

Spoken: The most interesting thing About King Charles the First is that He was five feet six inches tall at the start Of his reign, but only four foot eight inches Tall at the end of it. Because of... Oliver Cromwell,...

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong. It's swell to have a stiffy, It's...

The Philosopher's Song (Monty Python) Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer...

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. Its...

I like Traffic lights (3x) No matter where they've been I like Traffic Lights (5x) But only when they're green He likes traffic lights(3x) No matter where they've been He likes traffic lights(3x) But only when they're...

Intro: AND NOW MR. TERRY GILLIAM WILL SING FOR YOU "I'VE GOT TWO LEGS" I've got two legs from my hips to the ground And when I move them they walk around And when I lift them they the stairs And when I shave them they...