Тексты песен «Psychostick»

Alright, motherfucker It's time to go old-school So put on your thinking caps And get ready To fuck shit up A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z Now I know My ABC's...

Umm, excuse me, my eyes are up here. Yeah, but your boobs are down there. Boobs should always be in my face So bring them over to my place Guys know what it's all about Victoria, your secret's out All bras do is get...

I like beer 'cos it is good I drink beer because I should If there was a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad ''cause the beer it makes me glad Now there's nothing left to say So lets go...

I can't believe it went down this way I had so much left to save I thought that we would last forever But now I'm taking it day by day Oh what I'd give to have you again But there's no way I can get in You shut me out...

[Narrator:] What would YOU do for a Death Burger! [Drive-Thru:] Hi, welcome to Sonic! Can I take your order please? [Customer 1:] Yes! I would like a... Death Burger. [Drive-Thru:] W-what do you want? [Customer 1:] I'd...

Do you want a taco? (taco!) DO YOU? DO YOU? Do you want a taco? (taco!) DO YOU? DO YOU? (taco crunching sounds) Do you find every thought you have's about it? Do you wake every second you're without it? Do you feel...

I'm a dog and I like socks I like socks I'm a dog Gimme that sock! OM NOM NOM We are dogs and we like socks We like socks we are dogs Dogs dogs dogs socks socks socks Dogs socks dogs socks dogs socks I'm a dog and I...

Well you see I wanna sell a million records but my music sucks so what am I to do? They say an artist is appreciated after he's dead I have no talent but I bet that it's still true! The lyrics all suck and the chords...

Well you see I wanna sell a million records But my music sucks So what am I to do? They say an artist is appreciated after he's dead I have no talent but I bet that it's still true! The lyrics all suck and The chords...

[Spoken] Morning Sleepy Head! Time To Get Up! I said It's time to get up! Rise and shine, It's a whole new day full of opportunities AND possibilities. I said [Screamed] WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!...

You know that I know that we both know how resolutions and You know that you are gonna give up yet you still pretend You can't deny the fact that your convictions bend and break All you'll abandon every promise that you...

It's that time of year for goin' SHOPPIN It's that time of year for seein' GRANDMA It's that time of year for lying to CHILDREN That's right, Santa doesn't exist It's that time of year for hatin' FRUITCAKE It's that...

I hate doing laundry... I hate doing laundry... I hate doing laundry... Ah, Crap I got to do the dishes too I hate doing dishes... I hate doing dishes... I hate doing...

SICK of being a loser Turned down at every turn! TIRED of being rejected I'm the king of crash and burn. WHAT am I gonna do now? I need a little plan... WAIT! I bet they would want me... With a microphone in hand!

I know I promised I'd write you a love song But instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic But seventy proof is no less than poetic You look your best when my vision is blurry That's not what I...

Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la Crush your balls with a sleigh...

Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me And I wanted me a new guitar with...

Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la Crush your balls with a sleigh...

Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds You wave her a friendly hello While she glares with judging eyes Her glasses held by chails on pointy 1960's frames They help her see your faults As she's squinting...

Mustache? No Sideburns? No Goatee? Maybe Beard? BEARD! Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected? Not doing to well with the ladies? Well I've got the solution for you! Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD! Afraid to follow...