Тексты песен «Sherman Allan»
Sherman Allan - Heres To The Crabgrass
+Here's To The Crabgrass Here's to the crabgrass, Here's to the mortgage, In fact, here's to Suburbia. Lay down your briefcase, Far from the rat race, Where nothing can disturb ya. Uncomplicated, It's what we waited...
Sherman Allan - Holiday For States
+Holiday For States There are songs about Montana, And New York and Indiana, But the song the nation patiently awaits Is the song I now will bring you, As I clear my throat and sing you A love song to the whole United...
Sherman Allan - Hungarian Goulash No 5
+Hungarian Goulash No. 5 If you like Hungarian food, They have a goulash which is very good. Or if you wish a dish that's Chinese, Somewhere down in Column B there's lobster Cantonese. Enchiladas, that's what people...
Sherman Allan - Icant Dance
+I Can't Dance I can't dance. I can't dance. Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are. All these dancing parties are just plain dumb. When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come." There's a girl with...
Sherman Allan - If I Were A Tishman
(parody of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof) Oh, New York is changing. Wherever you look, Big tall buildings by Tishman Tishman, ahh... If I were a Tishman, Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di...
Sherman Allan - Isee Bones
+I See Bones The doctor was looking at the X-ray And I asked him, "What do you see?" And he kept on looking at the X-ray As he said in French to me: "I see bones. I see gizzards and bones, And a few kidney stones...
Sherman Allan - It's A Most Unusual Play
(parody of "It's A Most Unusual Day" by Ray Noble & His Orchestra, from the movie "A Date With Judy") It's a most unusual play; Feel like throwing my tickets away, 'Cause the boy gets the boy And the girl gets the girl...
Sherman Allan - Jc Cohen
+J. C. Cohen Listen, all you children, to my sad refrain, About a subway conductor on a runaway train. Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame. (yeah) And John Charles Cohen was the great man's name. J. C. Cohen,...
Sherman Allan - Kiss Of Myer
+Kiss of Myer Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di) Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di) Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di) Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di) The girls go crazy when...
Sherman Allan - Little Butterball
+Little Butterball I'm called Little Butterball, Dear Little Butterball, 'Though I could never tell why. My calories mount. My cholesterol count Is as high as an elephant's eye. They told me to diet. I promised I'd...
Sherman Allan - Lotsa Luck
+Lotsa Luck When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs out of gas, Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck. When you try to stop some strangers they will holler as they pass, Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck. So you walk...
Sherman Allan - Me
+Me Counting both feet, I have ten toes, They're not lady toes, they're men toes. And I keep them as mementoes, For I love them tenderly. All my hands are full of fingers, Very good as doorbell ringers. And the...
Sherman Allan - Mexican Hat Dance
+Mexican Hat Dance Oh Americans dance on a dance floor. And the Spaniards, they dance on a table. And the Russians, they dance on a saber. But the Mexicans dance on their hats. Oh they dance on hot coals in Calcutta...
Sherman Allan - My Aunt Minnie
My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt, A mini-skirt, A mini-skirt. She's too skinny for a mini-skirt. Such a skinny creature Shouldn't feature such a feature But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt And all the fellas...
Sherman Allan - My Son, The Vampire
Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, he'll make you a wreck. Every time he kisses you, there'll be two holes in your neck. Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, he will leave you pale. All he does is drink...
Sherman Allan - Night And Day
+Night And Day "Night And Day", by Cole Porter. With punctuation marks included. Like the beat comma beat comma beat of the tom hyphen tom, When the jungle shadows fall. Like the tick hyphen tick hyphen tock of the...
Sherman Allan - No Ones Perfect
+No One's Perfect We would now like to salute all of the beautiful singing groups all over the world. When the Norman Luboff Chorus Sings a song like this (like this, like this, like this) Every single note is...
Sherman Allan - One Hippopotami
+One Hippopotami One hippopotami cannot get on a bus, Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus. And if you have two goose, that makes one geese. A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese. A paranoia is a...
Sherman Allan - Pills
+Pills There are pills that make you happy. There are pills that make you blue. There are pills to kill your streptococci. There are pills to cure your cockeye too. There are folks whose pills have made them healthy...
Sherman Allan - Plan Ahead
Plan ahead! Plan ahead! That's what the wise man said. Success is hard to win, but you can win it If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary preparations and don't leave everything to be crowded into...