Тексты песен «Sherman Allan»

+Pop Hates The Beatles My daughter needs a new phonograph. She wore out all the needles. Besides, I broke the old one in half. I hate the Beatles. She says they have a Liverpool beat. She says they used to play there...

+Rat Fink F. I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-K. Fink. F-I-N-K, fink, fink, fink, fink. R. I say R-A. R-A-T. R-A-T-T. Rat. R-A-T-T F-I-N-K, rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat...

From dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST 1989 Article 7149 of rec.humor: Path:...

(parody of "Secret Love" by Doris Day, from the movie "Calamity Jane") Once I had a secret code, Where A was B, and B was G. G was K, and K was J; And J was M, and M was P. V was X, and X was V, And U was I, and I was...

I sell a line of plastics And I travel on the road And I have a case of samples Which believe me is a load Every night a strange cafe A strange hotel and then Early in the morning I am on the road again When the...

+Shine On, Harvey Bloom My name is Mr. Bloom, and I'm from New Rochelle, And I sing this happy tune, Because my son, the astronaut, young Harvey Bloom, Has landed on the moon. My wife and I, we miss our little Harvey...

+Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide. So wherever she wheels it, The neighborhood feels it, Her...

Keep off the grass. Children at play. No deposit, no return. No casting today. Wait for the dialtone. Do not fold, do not bend. Do not open till Christmas. Open other end. No checks cashed, Make deliveries in the rear...

+Skin You gotta have skin. All you really need is skin. Skin's the thing that if you got it outside, It helps keep your insides in. It covers your nose, And it's wrapped around your toes. And inside it you put lemon...

(parody of "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass) It's good to be a Spanish flea. The Spanish dogs all scratch at me. I make my home in a spaniel Called Jose or Manuel Or Juan, And I wouldn't put you on. My...

(parody of "Strangers In The Night" by Frank Sinatra) Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Strange things in my soup, That's what I found there. Little tiny things That move around there...

(parody of "That Old Black Magic" by Glenn Miller & His Orchestra, From the movie "Star-Spangled Rhythm") That old back scratcher has me in it's spell, That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell. Your plastic fingers...

+The Bronx Bird Watcher On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow. An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow. So I said to him, "Boidie,...

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a book I was loaned. It's really terrific and quite scientific And I'm half stoned. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, But cornflakes have carbohydrate; So I don't...

+The Dropouts' March (No more pencils, no more books, No more teachers' dirty looks. Dropouts! dropouts! Yeah team!) On, dropouts, down the field, Ain't we the national shame. Cheer for our fun-loving breed, Who...

This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from the zoo. (that's me, folks!) And the...

+The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March." Can you see him smirking and smiling? 'Cause he's got us all...

+The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March." Can you see him smirking and smiling? 'Cause he's got us all digit dialing. So...

(parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You're Dancing)" by Leo Reisman & His Orchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorcae") Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that...

As the clock struck twelve that fateful night In the town of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers were sound asleep, of course. From beneath their windows came a noise That almost broke the glass: 'Twas a wild-eyed horseman on...