Тексты песен «Simpsons»

Boy: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? Amendment: I'm not garbage, kid. I'm an amendment to be Yes an amendment to be And I'm hoping that they ratify me There's a lot of flag burners Who have got...

I could please Miss Barbra Streisand by spitting on the flag Or strangling a bald eagle on the cover of some mag But I love this country to me she has no sins If you don't buy my record then Al'Qaeda...

Baby on board, how I've adored That sign on my car's window pane The bounce in my step, loaded with pep 'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane Call me a square, friend i don't care That little yellow sign can be ignored...

Cops..in Springfield Bad cops, bad cops Bad cops, bad cops Springfield cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse We don't mind using excessive force Bad cops, bad...

Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When the coach called me up to the plate I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin My average was point double-o eight So I spit on my hands Knocked the...

Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic. Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick. Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue...

Homer: Bart. Bart. Bart. *smash* BART! Bart: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. Bart: Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude? I'm the guy with the rep for being rude. Terrorizing people wherever I...

(to tune of Big Spender) Hey Big Spender dig this blender Rainbow suspenders, hey big spender, Spen some dough on table 3. Now give it up for table 5! (to tune of staying alive by Beegees) Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh...

Homer: Born under a bad sign, Been down since I began to crawl. If it wasn't for bad luck, You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all. Hard luck and trouble, Been my only friend...

In this trailor, i get so cold and lonely, lying here awake at night, pray to God if only you weren't married, that i might ask you to bunk with me tonight, bunk with me tonight, oh, bunk with me tonight, I'm asking,...

(All completely capital words are sounds.) You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-Mart, and nobody would care But the heart and sole of Springfield's in Are Maisson Derriere We're the sauce on your steak We're the...

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!...

There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital City People stop and scream hello in... Capital City! It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king and it makes a king feel like some nutty coo-coo super...

(to the tune of "escape[the pina colada song]") Bart: if you like refund adjustments and the music i play send a check to my friend, Ralph, and he'll send you a tape (now to the tune of "day-o [the bannana boat...

how do you find the defendant? He's guilty of mayhem exposure indecent Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent drinking and driving narcotics possession and thats just page one of his ten page confession I should...

I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z. No you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey Yes, we finally made a monkey Yes, you finally made...

Some folks'lll never eat a skunk But then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel Most folks'll never lose a toe But then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slack-jawed...

Sherry Bobbins: Alright, children, let's clean up this room. Bart: Aw, man... Lisa: Do we have to? Sherry: Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast. If there's a task that must be...

Homer: Bart! Marge: Go to your room. Bart: Yeah, right. Well, you're damned if you do, (What are we talking about?) Well, you're damned if you do,...

Do A Half-Assed Job [Sherry Bobbins: All right children, let's clean up this room!] [Bart: Aww, man!] [Lisa: Do we have to?!] [Sherry: Now, now, I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast] Sherry...