Тексты песен «Simpsons»

I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer! I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby dear La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Whos a baby dear on the...

Homer: Ah. Hm-hm. Marge? I was born to make you happy. I think you're just my style. Everywhere I go, Tellin' everyone I know, Baby I love to see you smile. Marge: Don't want...

Homer: i love to walk down the aventue, bust some moves with disco stu, Disco Stu: you shake me from my booty to my fro! Homer: oh i could walk down the boulevard, burning off my excess lard, (to Patty & Selma) Top of...

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? Amendment: I'm not garbage. (starts singing) I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be, And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me. There's a lot of...

Shary bobbins : if theres a task that must be done dont turn your tail and run dont pout ! dont sob! just do a half assed job! if you cut every corner then its really not so bad everybody does it even mom and dad if...

Sirens: On the Island, Island of Sirens. Our hot sex will leave you perspirin'. The feta is cheesy, The sirens are easy! On the Island, We'll sex you up. Island of...

When I was 17 I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake I.D. My name was Brian Mcgee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was...

They fight, They bite, They bite and fight and bite, bite, bite,bite, fight, fight, fight, The Itchy and Scratchy...

[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks! We are the jockeys, jockeys are we We live underground in a fiberglass tree [Jockey #1] Ha! [Jockey #2] Ooo! [Jockey #3] Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme [Jockey #4] On...

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, By the shores of Big Snake Lake. Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break. From your gleaming mess hall, To your hallowed baseball field, Your spic n' span infirmary, Where...

Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids,You've had your fun now we've had our fill. Yeah,You're only here cuz Marge forgot her pill. Kids, you're all just scadalizing, vandalizing punks. Channel hopping, Ridlin...

Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids,You've had your fun now we've had our fill. Yeah,You're only here cuz Marge forgot her pill. Kids, you're all just scadalizing, vandalizing punks. Channel hopping, Ridlin...

Lady, when you came to me I was feeling blue Blue just like your hair you see Blue just like the moon. But only when the moon is blue not when it is green now that you are with me I am in a dream. Oh yeah Marge your...

I got a bratty brother He bugs me everyday This morning my own mother Gave my last cupcake away My daddy acts like like he belongs in the zoo. I'm the saddest kid saddest kid in grade number two I wish I had a pony I...

Eyes, pearls, smile, hair points, dress, voice, shoes, swatch watch. I may be the new girl, but you can't brainwash me. Just Osh Kosh be gosh me, and just leave me be! To fight for kid power, I must heard, not seen! I...

Michael: Lisa, it's your birthday. God bless you this day. You gave me the gift of a little sister, And I'm proud of you today. Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa. Lisa, it's your...

There was a little Spanish flea A record star he thought he'd be he heard of singers like beatles and the chipmunks he'd seen on tv ....Why not a Little Spanish...

Burns: Smithers. Smithers: Hm? Burns: Turn on the surveillance monitors. Smithers: Yes sir! Burns: Hm. It's worse than I thought. Burns: Each morning at nine, They trickle through the gate;...

"Well we've had lotsa lotsa lotsa lotsa lotsa fun but now the time as come ...... to go and if I were to wake up dead tomorrow I'd be in heaven still doin this...

when you get a penny from a chum don't just buy some bubble gum put it in your cap! put it in your cap! if you see a nickel in the snow don't just blow it on a picture show put it in your cap! put it in your cap! if u...