Тексты песен «Simpsons»

There was a little spanish flea, A record star he though he'd be. He heard of singers like beatles, and chipmunks he'd seen on TV. Why not a little spanish...

Spider pig Spider Pig does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web no he can't he's a pig looooook out he is a spider...

Homer: You could close down Moe's or the Kuik-e-Mart and nobody would care But the heart and soul of springfield's in our Maison Derriere Belle: Were the sauce on you steak Were the cheese in your cake we put the...

Springfield, Springfield! It's a hell of a town! The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down! The stray dogs go to the animal pound! Springfield, Springfield! Springfield, Springfield! New York, New York! New York...

Springfield, Springfield! It's a hell of a town! The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down! The stray dogs go to the animal pound! Springfield, Springfield! Springfield, Springfield! New York, New York! New York...

Marge: A-hmm. Today's special is Springfield Soul Stew. We sell so much of this, people wonder what we put in it. Well, we're gonna tell ya right now. Hmm-hmm. Gimme about a half a teacup of...

Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do. Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do. Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve...

Lisa-Mistro if you please If you wish to be our sitter, Please be sweet and never bitter, Help us with math and book reports Bart -Might i add, eat my shorts! Lisa- BART!! Bart- Just cuttin' through the treacle! Lisa...

[Shary Bobbins] If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run Don't pout! Don't sob! Just do a half-assed job! If you cut every corner, It's really not so bad. Everybody does it, Even Mum and Dad. If...

[Shary Bobbins] In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case... [Barney] Buy me a beer just two bucks a glass C'mon help me I'm freezing my ass Buy me a brandy or a snifter of...

Can ya name the truck with four wheel drive. Smells like a steak and seats thirty five Canyonero... Canyonero... When it goes real slow with the hammer down, Its the country fried truck endorsed by a clown...

A)Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor Krusty the Clown: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun! Heh, heh, heh, huh, oohhh... Sorry about this kids... But stay tuned, We've got...

Spoken: I'm really proud of you Homie but can the garbage man reall do all those thing syou said? Oh the Garbage man can Marge the Garbage Man can. ::fingers snap:: ::melodic note:: ::fingers snap again:: Who can take...

they fight and fight and bark they fight and fight and fight and bark fight fight fight woof woof woof the itchy and scratchy and poochie...

There was a little spanish flea A record star he thought he'd be He heard of singers like Beatles and Chipmunks he'd seen on TV Why not a little spanish flea? And so he hid Inside a doggie from madrid He arrived in the...

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Electrified, six-car monorail What'd I say? Monorail What's it called? Monorail That's right! Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail I...

Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet, and never bitter Help us with maths and book reports [Bart] Might I add, eat my shorts [Lisa] Bart! [Bart] Just cuttin' through the treacle [Lisa] If Maggie's fussy,...

Well Mr.Burns had done it. The Power Plant had won it. With Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Socia's tragic illness made us smile, While Wade Boggs laid unconscious on the bar-room tile. Chorus: We're talking...

Dough, the stuff that buys the beer Ray, the guy that sells the beer Me, the guy that drinks the beer Far, a long way to get beer So, I'll have another beer La, I'll have another beer Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer...

Homer: You could close down Moe's, Or the Kwik-E-Mart, And nobody would care, But the heart and soul Of Springfield's in Our Maison Derriere! (music starts) Belle: We're the sauce on your steak, We're the cheese in...