Тексты песен «Simpsons»

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve...

So you like it this way? Indubitubly! Around the house, I never lift a finger, as a husband and father I'm subpar I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year I'm happy with things the way they are I'm getting...

Ullman shorts, Christmas shows, Marge's fling, Homer's bro, Bart in well, Flanders fails, whacking sticks, monorail, Mr. Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob, steps on rakes, Lisa's future, Selma's...

PEOPLE: This log is your log, This log is my log, When lightning struck it, It hit a bucket. MOE: I poured some onions inside my trousers. PEOPLE: This log it used to be a tree, Now it spreads love to you and...

Boy, the way the Bee Gees played Movies John Travolta made Guessing how much Elvis weighed Those were the days And you knew where you were then Watching shows like Gentle Ben Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo...

(Spoken) (Hello baby, it's Apu to whom you are speaking What's that baby? You are proposing we have a cookout at the beach then get a page from the kamasutra til the sun rises over the distant sea. Sorry, baby that's...

come gather round children it's high time ye learned bout a hero named homer and a devil named burns we'll march til we drop the girls and the fellas we'll fight til the death or else fold like umbrellas we'll march...

I'm not that cool. I don't wear jeans. I've polished, an apple or two, but every grade that I grubbed, I grubbed it for you. So call me bookworm, but I'll never squirm when there's work to be done. Yes I'll take my...

[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks! We are the jockeys, jockeys are we We live underground in a fiberglass tree [Jockey #1] Ha! [Jockey #2] Ooo! [Jockey #3] Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme [Jockey #4] On...

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do Who holds back the elctric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg...

You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-mart, and nobody would care. But the heart and soul of Springfield's is our maison-derriere. We're the sauce on your steak,We're the cheese in your cake. We put the spring in...

[Homer] Around the house, I never lift a finger As a husband and father, I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year I'm happy with things the way they are [Lisa] I'm getting used to never getting...

Sting: There's a hole in my heart As deep as a well For that poor little boy Who's stuck halfway to hell... Sideshow Mel: ...Though we can't get him out We'll do the next best thing... McBain: ...we'll go on tv and...

Homer: Boy, those pies look good. Woman: Open your gullet, you human blob! Homer: *scoffs pie* Lisa: Well? What d'ya think? Homer: What do I think of the pie? What do I think of the pie?! Goodness gracious, its...

When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake I.D. My name was Brian Mcgee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was...

[Apu] Whether igloo, hut or lean-to Or a geodesic dome There's no structure I have been to Which I'd rather call my home... When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now I've come to love your quirks Maggie with...

You make me laugh,you make me cry. Without chu I just want to die. For the rest of my life,you'll be a ficture, Now let me enjoy your picture in picture Homer:And your pretty great too...

(Hans Moleman) You thought you knew me I'm the M-O-L-E M-A-N in the S-P-R-I-N-G-F-I-E-L-D (Krusty) Oh I can't belIeve I'm doing this Hi kids Hey hey You thought you knew me And you probably was wrong... Hey you what...

(Homer): You took a twenty-karat diamond And made it gleam Like a big spaghetti dinner Smothered in whipped cream! (Comic Book Guy): You're like X-Men number three In a mylar bag (Snake): You're a brand new muscle car...

You work all day for some old man Sweat and break your back, uh huh Then you go back to your castle But your queen won't cut you slack, that's true That's why you're losing all your hair That's why you're overweight,...