Тексты песен «Steel Panther»

I fucked 17 girls in a row last night And 10 of them gave me head I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill To clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did The very next day I told the guys, They flipped me off and...

I'm in Tokyo looking for a Ho Tried to score some blow but I don't speak Japanese Find a geisha girl Take her for a whirl Wrap a tuna roll on my dick And the bitch is on her knees Sucky Fucky Sucky Fucky Sucky...

Big vagina syndrome is becoming a common disease Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do It's like filling the Lincoln tunnel with an Oscar...

You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom So I called some of the boys and I set it up How was I to know you'd regret it, oh There was so much...

I would give you the stars in the sky But they're too far away If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay 'Cause my heart belongs to you My love is pure and true...

Alright! Yeah! C-c-come on! Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can suck each other just because they're gay They...

Woah!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!!! Woah!! I went down on her last night From what i understand baby thats alright I didn't screw her and thats the truth but i eat that vagina through and through She rocked my stick and...

Here we go Whoa Ooo whooa She's looking good, From head to toe She's licking her paws yeah She's ready to go Teeth like razors And claws like knives, She's ready to pounce on your ass You know you...

I saw her drinkin' beer, Eatin' peanuts by the bar, I was pretty desperate, And I knew she had a car, She said her name was Debbie, She was a friend of Jenny Craig's, She had breasts like watermelons, And breath like...

I saw her drinking beer Eatin peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car She said her name was Debbie She was a friend Jenny Craig's She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs I...

I saw her drinking beer Eatin peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car She said her name was Debbie She was a friend Jenny Creggs She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs I...

Well, I bet you never guessed When you came to the show You'd be getting on the bus with me And doing some blow your mama's in the parking lot Looking for you She's gonna find you when I'm done All covered with goo...

[VERSE] There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls. But you never really know who's sucking on the other side. Is it a boy or a girl, or a...

Shes got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes Our tour bus hit her now shes paralysed I saw her sittin by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair As people laugh and walk on by I scooped her up and dragged her to the...

It's so fucking hot in here But the devil doesn't care The front row will be dripping wet But satan won't even break a sweat He's in the car corning up the heat Burning my hands burning my feet Some cool lemonade would...

If I was the King I would get myself a bitchin' crown And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne And at night I'd go in the town In a big stretch Hummer with a hot tub...

Woah Let's go Listen up Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground I felt the sting down on my thing...

When I was only three, My mama said to me, "Don't go screwin' a skanky hor, Or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen, I boned a cooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swelled up, And my croth began to itch But...

Lyrics to Party All Day : When I was only three, my mom said to me, "Don't go to school with a skanky ho, or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen, I boned a kooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swelled up,...

When I was only three, my mom said to me, "Don't go screwin' with a skanky ho, or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen, I boned a kooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swelled up, And my crotch began to itch...